A-Rod and Madonna Hang With Jerry Seinfeld
1-liner, Athletes and Celebrities October 31st. 2008, 9:00amJustify my Glove: “Madonna and Alex Rodriguez secretly jetted off in two private helicopters for a quick and cozy rendezvous in the Hamptons … Instead of booking a motel room, the two headed straight to Jerry Seinfeld’s waterfront mansion, where they relaxed in luxury for several hours.” So what’s the deal with cougars?
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October 31st, 2008 at 9:01 AM
link?
/TBL
//oh, wait
October 31st, 2008 at 9:03 AM
Sex to save the friendship?
October 31st, 2008 at 9:04 AM
WTF is Arod doing? Madonna is disgusting. Why a young millionaire would wanna hit that boggles the mind.
October 31st, 2008 at 9:05 AM
i bet she has man-hands.
October 31st, 2008 at 9:11 AM
They took two separate helicopters?
October 31st, 2008 at 9:14 AM
yea, but don’t worry, madonna still wants you to think about the poor and the environment and save gas and shit. she’s just being an example of how to squader resources so that you know NOT to do that. she’s a hero, really.
October 31st, 2008 at 9:16 AM
Wait. It’s gotta be your bull.
October 31st, 2008 at 9:16 AM
I didn’t know you could rent Jerry Seinfeld’s mansion for sexual encounters.
October 31st, 2008 at 9:18 AM
Man, these two are so bizarre.
Can we agree that the first person who makes a serious DiMaggio/Monroe comparison gets dragged into the street and beaten?
October 31st, 2008 at 9:18 AM
you learn something new every day, ty.
October 31st, 2008 at 9:18 AM
Well…it is located on an island that only rich people know about.
October 31st, 2008 at 9:19 AM
Joe Dimaggio:Marilyn Monroe::Pay-Rod:Madonna
October 31st, 2008 at 9:19 AM
Oops. Didn’t see that sparty. Carry on.
October 31st, 2008 at 9:21 AM
Is Nick P. on drugs?
October 31st, 2008 at 9:21 AM
They’re going out to Rockaway and hit golf balls into the Ocean.
October 31st, 2008 at 9:27 AM
Nothing makes me think of hot, passionate sex more than Jerry Seinfeld.
October 31st, 2008 at 9:35 AM
They were just going to see the baby.
October 31st, 2008 at 9:40 AM
They’re real and they’re spectacular.
No, not really. She’s ugly.
October 31st, 2008 at 9:46 AM
/for real’d
October 31st, 2008 at 9:48 AM
She is not a cougar. She is hideous. Cougar implies that she should be mildy attractive at the very least.
October 31st, 2008 at 9:52 AM
sorry, meant man-genitals.
/poorly executed joke.
October 31st, 2008 at 10:12 AM
Hoochie mama!
/A-Rod
October 31st, 2008 at 10:15 AM
i disagree, she is a cougar. like, a real, live, actual cougar with fangs and claws and cole-slaw comin out her coochie.