Happy Halloween kids. Enjoy your weekends and party hard. (And safe of course) Ah… school girl… complete with time-lapse here… Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to find some welding goggles to complete my lothario-aviator-pirate look.

Patrick Imig will be here this weekend so remember to send all your links and leftover candy his way. He’ll be blogging in some sort of wrestling costume, this much is certain.

Halloween in Cleveland. (Waiting For Next Year)

The Phillies victory healed the Liberty Bell. (eTrueSports)

Germany teacher does strip tease for class. Yes, there is video. (BuzzFeed)

Cheap laptops. (Advertising Age)

Top 10 Treehouse of Horror segments. (StarPulse)

Keith Law and Bob Brenley aren’t BFF’s. (Can’t Stop The Bleeding)

Isiah wasn’t breathing when the cops got to his house. (New York Post)

Sports in space. (New York Times)

Racism in Brazilian motor sports. (Telegraph)

The Marlins traded Mike Jacobs. (City of Champs)

Weekend College Football preview for the entire Top-25. (Sparty & Friends)

Mike D’Antoni is already getting into it with Knick fans. (Deuce of Davenport)

This is the friend of one of our readers. When you can’t find the right green spandex…