This Wouldn’t Have Happened to a Young Albert Belle
1-liner, Baseball November 8th. 2008, 5:45pmFun With Pitching Machines: “The Sumiton Police Department and Bevill State Community College-Sumiton in South Carolina are investigating the claim of a baseball player that his coach punished him by forcing him to kneel in catcher’s gear in front of a pitching machine that hurled fastballs at him.” I actually give the 19-year old some credit for not going completely insane and jumping the coach in the parking lot with his buddies. (Birmingham News)
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November 8th, 2008 at 5:51 PM
Todays kids AND their parents are such fucking whiners.
He had a couple of bruises. BIG FUCKING DEAL.
November 8th, 2008 at 5:56 PM
did he give him a glove? what’s the big deal here?
November 8th, 2008 at 5:58 PM
guess he didn’t have a glove. pretty mean i guess.
November 8th, 2008 at 5:58 PM
He got a boo-boo on his elbow.
November 8th, 2008 at 6:36 PM
No glove. He had to keep his hands behind his back. I’d love to see you lot get pelted by 90mph fastballs from a pitching machine.
November 8th, 2008 at 6:45 PM
I wouldn’t have skipped practice.
November 8th, 2008 at 7:09 PM
Insane. The coach should be hogtied and repeatedly teabagged by Cisco Adler.
November 8th, 2008 at 7:36 PM
364 days til next year’s hockey tryouts, gotta toughen up