David Wells, Coach: “David Wells said he wants to be a coach and will see what openings there are this season. ‘You don’t get to where I did by being an idiot,’ he said. David Cone literally laughed out loud when he heard what Wells said. ‘He wants to coach?’ Cone said. ‘That’s hilarious.’ Sources tell us Wells is already looking at Wade Boggs, Doc Gooden, Darryl Strawberry, Homer Bush, and Brian Boehringer to round out his staff. (LoHud)