Shaq on Twitter?: Nov. 8 – “Bogut is Erika Dampier with a beard.” Nov. 6 – “Our offense is like the Pythagorean Theorem. There is no answer.” Oct. 15 – “Barak Obama called, said he’d be redistributing my wealth. Told him it’s not cool to be Robin my Hood, but I’d vote for the fella anyway.” While we hope this is legit, we can’t imagine that really being the case. (Twitter via Intern Bill via Fanhouse)