Hilarious Greg Oden Comparisons: Benoit Benjamin, Dale Davis, Sam Bowie, and Ben Wallace
NBA November 14th. 2008, 12:00pm
Boy was it fun to listen to all the knee-jerk clowns react to Greg Oden’s modest three-point, two-rebound performance in 16 minutes Wednesday against the Heat, his first full NBA game in 504 days since being drafted by the Blazers. A sampling of the names we heard Oden compared to around the web and TV: Ben Wallace. Dale Davis. Sam Bowie. Benoit Benjamin.
It’s comical, really. We started to get worked up about it, but then remembered that it’s a knee-jerk world we live in where you have to “have a take” and you have to make it now, so we let it all slide. (Yes, occasionally, we fall into the knee-jerk trap ourselves.)
Thought we’d did dig up some pertinent stats regarding other prominent centers who Oden has not been compared to: Shaq, Ewing, and Olajuwon.
Greg Oden played 32 college basketball games. Three years ago, he was overpowering lilliputian high school kids in Indiana. Oden turns 21 in January.
* Hakeem Olajuwon played three seasons in college at Houston, totaling 100 games. He was an NBA rookie at 22.
* Patrick Ewing played four seasons in college at Georgetown, totaling 143 games. He was an NBA rookie at 23.
* Shaq played three seasons in college at LSU, totaling 90 games. He was an NBA rookie at 20.
Of course, you want to know why Oden’s learning curve is so steep when Dwight Howard and Kevin Garnett came into the league and started from day one. Well, that’s probably a combination of things. Did either of them have surgery after getting drafted that sidelined them for an entire season? Were either of them even 220 pounds when they first entered the league? As a rookie, Howard averaged 12-10. As a rookie, the wiry KG averaged 10-6. Those stats are not out of the realm of possibility for Oden. He’s played FIVE QUARTERS!
Our only concern, besides the injuries, is whether or not he possesses the killer instinct. Is he going to deliver a hard foul when necessary? Is he going to get in people’s faces? These are things we do not know. He seems like a docile, nice kid, and while people seemed to fear Shaq in his younger days, we don’t sense that with Oden. It seems like people want to dunk on the guy and clown him.
Remember when Shaq and rookie Andrew Bynum mixed it up a couple years ago? (Love that highlight. Love Marv’s call.) Oden needs a moment like that, perhaps soon.
Next up: Tyson Chandler, Al Jefferson, Biedrins, and on Wednesday, a rematch with Joakim Noah.
22 Responses to “Hilarious Greg Oden Comparisons: Benoit Benjamin, Dale Davis, Sam Bowie, and Ben Wallace”
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November 14th, 2008 at 12:10 PM
Under no circumstances does anyone deserve to be compared to Sam Bowie.
November 14th, 2008 at 12:12 PM
What a great forearm shot by Shaq. Love that Bynum didn’t dare take a step toward him.
November 14th, 2008 at 12:13 PM
Occasionally? Mike, bring out the bookmarks.
November 14th, 2008 at 12:13 PM
I’d slow down on the Benoit Benjamin comparison, too. If anyone is like Benoit… it’s Bynum.
November 14th, 2008 at 12:14 PM
Actually, I believe you have to have a take and not suck.
November 14th, 2008 at 12:16 PM
the comparison I’ve made since I saw that high school game of his that espn televised is dikembe mutombo. good defender/shot blocker but terrible offensively due to awful footwork and absolutely no post moves other than an awkard almost robotic jump hook.
November 14th, 2008 at 12:16 PM
Too easy
November 14th, 2008 at 12:18 PM
He’s no Jason Thompson
November 14th, 2008 at 12:18 PM
Even with being out of basketball shape, his timing on blocking shots is top notch. His offense will come around eventually.
November 14th, 2008 at 12:19 PM
So you’re saying Oden should have stayed in school?
November 14th, 2008 at 12:20 PM
Still waiting on the Bradley and Gminski comparisons.
November 14th, 2008 at 12:23 PM
(Yes, occasionally, we fall into the knee-jerk trap ourselves.)
Occasionally? Mike, bring out the bookmarks.
“There is no way now that Penn St. is not in the BCS title game” rings familiar from a few weeks back.
November 14th, 2008 at 12:24 PM
oden just needs to get his feet under him better. when he gets the ball in the post hes getting pushed around a little. he just needs to get used to going against stronger players in the NBA. the college players were too small for him. once he makes the adjustment he’ll be a fine NBA player.
November 14th, 2008 at 12:26 PM
HYPE MACHINE!
November 14th, 2008 at 12:55 PM
It seems like people want to dunk on the guy and clown him
yes they do and it is great
November 14th, 2008 at 12:57 PM
Joakim Noah is a joke. I hope Oden grabs him by the bitch pony tail and hurls him into the stands.
November 14th, 2008 at 1:05 PM
+1 Diesel. I hate the little bitch too.
November 14th, 2008 at 1:23 PM
That beard Oden sports is damn near biblical. He should coach the Blazers.
November 14th, 2008 at 2:02 PM
dont think Oden should have stayed in school, dont think he made a bad decision, just think it’s too early to say he’ll become benoit benjamin.
people are judging him based on less than 30 minutes of PT.
November 14th, 2008 at 3:10 PM
Oden’s progress has inspired talk like the Javale McGee Vs. Greg Oden debate at Wizards Forever. Funny to think that such a debate could even exist. Even funnier how many Wizards fans would take McGee, although I might be one of them.
November 14th, 2008 at 3:11 PM
people are judging him based on less than 30 minutes of PT
but at the same time TBL, people are saying he is going to be great off of 30 minutes of Playing time
November 14th, 2008 at 3:17 PM
but at the same time TBL, people are saying he is going to be great off of 30 minutes of Playing time
let me rephrase that. People were already calling him the next great center w/o him playing one minute in the NBA. Talk is cheap