PM Roundup: So Hot
Baseball, College Football, Golf, Music, NBA, What the hell is wrong with people November 19th. 2008, 3:30pm
Ahh Scarlett… Katy Perry says she wrote “I Kissed a Girl” about Scarlett… I can barely process that… Another picture of Scarlett getting ready to be photographed for Allure magazine after the jump…
The true identity of Baby Mangino. (Deadspin)
Cornell’s head coach feels the zebras make too much money. (FOX College Hoops Blog)
Mercury Morris has been annoying for centuries. (Brown is the New Black)
Chuck Klosterman reviews Chinese Democracy. (AV Club)
Kindergartners vote a kid out of class, 14-2. (Local 6)
A list of every football coach that has ever heard of the state of Tennessee. (Sparty & Friends)
Ron Artest doesn’t think Greg Oden is gay. Huh? (You Been Blinded)
Somebody thinks Nick Saban is cute isn’t a horrible person. (Rivals)
Golf blogger is looking for a pink dress. (Golf Girl’s Diary)
Dude stole a bathtub. (The Buffalo News)
“The type of sandwich hurled was not specified in the report.” (TC Palm)
The A’s owner suggests the first round of the MLB playoffs should be best-of-one. (ESPN)
Big Papi threw a white party in the Dominican Republic. (Red Sox Monster)
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November 19th, 2008 at 3:34 PM
Kindergartners vote a kid out of class, 14-2.
She is good for doing this. They are wrong for suspending her.
Big Papi threw a white party in the Dominican Republic.
I knew Big Papi was a uncle tom.
November 19th, 2008 at 3:35 PM
MmmmmmmOTORBOAT!
Thank you kind sir for your lovely and wonderful choice of photographs this fine afternoon…
/It’s 3:35 and Michigan Still Sucks!
//I miss you Maggs…
///Not really, but I’ll miss the occasional 200 post blowups.
November 19th, 2008 at 3:40 PM
screw scarlett, id do anything in my power to hook up with Golf Girl. ANYTHING.
/screw scarlett? GREAT IDEA
November 19th, 2008 at 3:41 PM
Some guys will badmouth Scarlett, and I’m here to tell you that they are Strahan to the power of Piazza.
November 19th, 2008 at 3:41 PM
A Boston guy threw a white party? I knew the whole city was racist.
/everyone’d
/cuz none of you are clever
/science
November 19th, 2008 at 3:44 PM
Big Papi threw a white party in the Dominican Republic.
I knew Big Papi was a uncle tom.
He always just wanted to say “Where all the white women at?’
/Otis Day’d
November 19th, 2008 at 3:45 PM
So hot is right. Van Wilder is a lucky man.
England leads Germany 1-0 at the half in their friendly…and England pretty much has a “B-Team” or worse line-up.
November 19th, 2008 at 3:46 PM
sometimes her eyebrows freak me out, but that said, i still think she is hottest living human being.
and it was loyola’s coach who though refs get paid too much. as a former soccer ref, i doubt he has ever refereed before because the only reason we take that constant abuse is because we get paid big time.
November 19th, 2008 at 3:50 PM
The $1200 figure is a little misleading. Refs are responsible for all of their travel costs. So, if you need a flight, hotel room and rental car there goes a few hundred bucks.
That being said, roughly 50% of all the Div 1 officials I’ve ever met are some of the most conceited, obnoxious assholes on the face of this earth.
November 19th, 2008 at 3:52 PM
now thats my kind of party!!!
/tarbaby
November 19th, 2008 at 3:53 PM
I also miss Maggs, but suspect that he will re-appear at a later point in time. Does anyone count how many times he has said he is never coming back only to return in a week or less?
November 19th, 2008 at 3:54 PM
Spence – did you ever play any of the videos on that site? You’d be fucking the female equivalent of Lou Holtz.
November 19th, 2008 at 3:55 PM
spencer, so you are up for the UT job?
November 19th, 2008 at 3:55 PM
Suspended for a year? That’s all she got? It was KINDERGARTEN, not sixth grade. F****** teacher’s union.
There are some good things in a bad economy.
1) Less golfing, fewer golf courses, yea environment.
2) Stores have less open hours, people have more time to invent stuff.
3) Bartering goes up.
4) The dumbasses get weeded out of the work force.
November 19th, 2008 at 4:00 PM
Roeth…i said “hook up with” not “listen to her speak.” plus, you gotta be quiet on the golf course.
im up for the UT job? PIMP.
November 19th, 2008 at 4:00 PM
Even before I clicked on the link, I knew this happened in Florida. It’s always fucking Florida. What’s in the water down there?
November 19th, 2008 at 4:01 PM
im going to pretend i didn’t hear this.
November 19th, 2008 at 4:01 PM
I haven’t been posting much the past couple of days for an obvious reason. What happened to Maggs? Was he ushered out of here?
November 19th, 2008 at 4:04 PM
Maggs is helping Dick-Rod figure out the solution for our economy.
November 19th, 2008 at 4:07 PM
Baby Mangino makes me crack up everytime. Well done mom.
November 19th, 2008 at 4:08 PM
So now green grass and trees are bad for the environment? You know what, never mind.
November 19th, 2008 at 4:08 PM
spence pretend he meant less golfing = more available tee times.
November 19th, 2008 at 4:09 PM
You forgot the obligatory Travis Henry Wants Break On Child Support link.
November 19th, 2008 at 4:10 PM
Easily the dumbest thing ever written on the internet. Good job with the myopia, Groin.
November 19th, 2008 at 4:12 PM
On Baby Mangino… I smell something fishy…
His name first name is Bode. His last name is Lubber. B. Lubber. Blubber…
C’mon. It couldn’t be that easy, could it?
November 19th, 2008 at 4:13 PM
jason…good call. when you put it like that, it’s something i can get behind.
oh, and for the record, im acutely aware that golf courses are extremely bad for the environment. do i give a shit? no, if i did, i’d be solving that issue instead of playing golf.
November 19th, 2008 at 4:18 PM
now, Hef, remember when you make hyperbolic statements about the internet that Intern Bill and maggs share space on it too.
November 19th, 2008 at 4:18 PM
Thanks Hef.
November 19th, 2008 at 4:19 PM
1-1 Germany v. England. From the matchcast it seems as if John Terry made a costly mistake playing a ball back to the keeper and Germany was able to put it in.
November 19th, 2008 at 4:23 PM
Don’t rest on your laurels, Groin. I’m sure you can top it soon.
November 19th, 2008 at 4:30 PM
Why the hostility Hef? I’ve never done shit to you.
November 19th, 2008 at 4:33 PM
groin, it’s what he does. sadly, he’s a much bigger prick in real life (6′2″ish).
November 19th, 2008 at 4:33 PM
yeah Hef, why you gotta be a dick? huh? why?
November 19th, 2008 at 4:34 PM
cairokid = tyduffy?
November 19th, 2008 at 4:42 PM
Is he really 6′2″?
My world has just pigsploded.
November 19th, 2008 at 4:44 PM
he’s jewish, no way is he 6′2″
November 19th, 2008 at 4:45 PM
that’s what his JCC rec league roster says, but i think he’s probably just a program 6′2″. 5′11″ would be my guess.
November 19th, 2008 at 4:48 PM
No, just another soccer fan.
England wins with a header by Terry in the 84th minute, 2-1 at Germany. English fans will surely be going crazy. 5 straight wins now.
November 19th, 2008 at 4:49 PM
Jew-fro’s can easily add 3 inches.
November 19th, 2008 at 4:50 PM
Seriously, though — whatever happened to “The Hef Chronicles”?
November 19th, 2008 at 4:50 PM
Hef’s a shtickle above 5′11″.
November 19th, 2008 at 4:54 PM
must be their center.
November 19th, 2008 at 4:55 PM
i have a 12″* shtickle so wouldn’t that make him 6′11″?
/tampa bo’d
*racial stereotype math’d
November 19th, 2008 at 5:07 PM
I wrote “I spanked a monkey and I liked it” about Scarlett, too. Where’s my post?