Eliza Dushku, who used to date a mediocre baseball player … using wine to entice condo buyers in NYC … there have been a ton of bad bailouts in the last year, but this idea to help the displaced Wall Street rich kids might be the most absurd … funny sign across the pond … we don’t have a Nobel Prize, but we think Krugman’s way, way off by advocating another stimulus package … the expensive Madonna divorce is complete … oddly scary: video of the Attorney General collapsing … everyone’s watching the cyber bullying trial, right? …

Ugly NBA players. (Blaze of Love)

There are a lot of ways the lowly ACC can be determined. (College Game Balls)

Miami’s now a longshot after getting pummeled by Georgia Tech. (AJC)

“ESPN won’t comment on its own report? But it just did! And shouldn’t it have read, “ESPN’s Chris Mortensen confirms ESPN’s report that it won’t comment on ESPN’s report”?” (Mushnick)

Coming soon to Outside the Lines: Buffalo rejecting the 1958 Tangerine Bowl. (Buffalo News via Fang’s Bites)

Norman Chad skewers Larry “Next Town” Brown. (Couch Slouch)

Guys who made the last out in the World Series. (One More Dying Quail)

Angelina Jolie, purchasers of positive news coverage? (NY Times)

NFL GMs probably shouldn’t be dropping curse words in emails to fans. (Deadspin)

The LA Times has sold nearly $700,000 worth of Obama merchandise. (Top of the Ticket)

Doesn’t seem likely, but Brady might have to be wary of Gisele’s ex: Leo. (Inside Track)

Hulk Hogan’s wife is getting $40k a month in alimony, yet she claims to be broke. (This Just In)

The first real upset of the college hoops season: Depleted Seton Hall plays stuffing D in the second half, makes late three to beat ranked USC. (Star Ledger)