Penn State just finished off Michigan State 49-18 in the second half of the Big Ten Double Main Event, which disappointed to the fullest. In South Bend, Syracuse rallied from 13 points down in the 4th quarter to stun Notre Dame 24-23. It was so stunning that Charlie Weis’ waist buttons revolted and blinded the line judge across the field.

Hopefully the Big XII won’t suck the suck out of suck the way the Big 10 did. If Good Ole J.R. has anything to say about it, everyone will be screaming Boomer Sooner at the end of the night in Oklahoma. We’ll see you in the morning. Enjoy the fun and games and be safe out there.

BY GAWD, WE’VE GOT OURSELVES A SLOBBER KNOCKER!