(1)UNC 84, UC Santa Barbara 67: Tyler Hansbrough scored 13 in 25 minutes of his season debut, and Lawson and Ellington combined for 36. Hansbrough’s shin really hustled and recovered hard — like a hard-hustling white shin.

(2)UCONN 89, La Salle 81: A.J. Price returned from an ankle injury to score 12 and dish four assists, and Kemba Walker scored a team high 23. Jim Calhoun is still a prick.

(4)UCLA 77, SIU 60: The Bruins avenged their loss to Michigan in the 2K consolation game thanks to 22 points and eight boards from Alfred Aboya. Ben Howland has neg burns.

(6)Pittsburgh 86, Akron 67: Sam Young scored 26 and Akron coach Keith Dambrot compared his physicality to Akron native LeBron James. Dambrot coached James in high school, by the way. Other famous Akron natives: B.F. Goodrich, Harvey Firestone and Bob Smith — founder of Alcoholics Anonymous.

(8)Notre Dame 65, Loyola Marymount 54: Luke Harangody scored 27 and grabbed 27 rebounds. Tory Jackson and Harangody combined for 12 of the team’s last 15 points. In the interest of fairness, Notre Dame need create Slam Dunk Jesus.

(10)Duke 71, Michigan 56: Nolan Smith scored 16 points and Kyle Singler had 15 to give the Blue Devils the 2K Classic. Michigan’s Manny Harris scored 25.