Eight Things We Think We Thought Late Sunday Night and One Absolutely Puzzling NFL Mystery
NFL November 24th. 2008, 9:00am
1. The demise of Donovan McNabb – a terrific athlete and a seemingly nice guy – has been painful to watch. It is nice to see the notoriously brutal Philly fans pinning most of the blame for this stinker of a season on coach Andy Reid. The abrupt QB change at the half of a winnable 10-7 game seemed like the move of a man to save his job. Did the Eagles have a nice 10-year run thanks to McNabb, or in spite of him? Wouldn’t be shocked if this becomes a black-white thing.
2. Nobody – not Peter King, Emmit Smith, God, Bill Cowher, the Football Outsiders, the ghost of Vince Lombardi or Isaac Newton – could possibly begin to figure out the following teams: Denver, Atlanta, Minnesota, and Carolina. The quartet are impervious to logic, and trying to gauge what they’re going to do week-to-week is like trying to grasp the popularity of the Jonas Brothers, the acting career of Jennifer Aniston, or why gas station credit card machines tell you to remove your card “quickly.”
3. We were really close to adding Buffalo to that list after it scored 54 points in KC, which is the same amount of points it scored, total, in losing its previous three games. Then the phone rang, it was Scott Norwood, and you know how this story ends.
4. Remember that vehicle from the Abyss? That’s what you’d need to find out how deep the New York Giants are. No Plax and no Brandon Jacobs and the Giants still went into Arizona and beat the Cardinals? If you’re trying to compile a list of the most impressive wins in the NFL this season, this one has to rank in the top three.
5. Which brings us to the Jets, who also registered an equally awesome triumph, toppling the previously unbeaten Titans in Nashville. We plan on attempting to write more about this landmark victory (hopefully, accompanied by another “Fuck Yeah!” video from Favre) later in the day. Leon Washington, this season alone, has done more for the Jets than No. 2 overall pick Blair Thomas ever did.
6. Even though we said San Diego was done if it didn’t defeat Indianapolis … they’re not. But only because of Denver’s stunning home loss to offensively-challenged Oakland. As bad as San Diego has been – and it’s been four different shades of awful, like a Ben Stiller movie – the Broncos only lead the Chargers by a two measly games in the AFC West, and they play in the final game of the season.
7. The fact that Matt Cassel has back-to-back 400 yard passing games puts him in the same class as Marino, Simms, Fouts and someone named Billy Volek. Cassell is likely to end up closer to one than three of those guys. When defending Cassel, please keep in mind he’s got the same o-line and WRs that Tom Brady had. Do Cassel’s recent passing exploits make anyone else think that maybe the system is so good that it doesn’t matter who you plug in there, after a couple months, anybody could put up monster stats?
8. Only the winless Lions could turn a 17-0 first quarter lead into a 35-17 third quarter deficit. Steve Spurrier and everyone else listed here should unplug the phone this week.
9. Yes, we’re aware Brady Quinn struggled mightily against a woeful Titans defense that hasn’t lived up to expectations this year, and was previously picked apart by rookie Joe Flacco and Minnesota’s Gus Frerotte. But his finger was broken, and that’s why we loved his quote following the loss: “I didn’t have any idea that I was on such a short leash.” We’d get all Donald Trump and say to Romeo, “you’re fired,” but it’s unnecessary because Cleveland’s losing four of its final five anyway. No need to make a bad season any worse on the guy.
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November 24th, 2008 at 9:02 am
/racist
November 24th, 2008 at 9:03 am
what are the chances CRM will come around on love for Favre?
November 24th, 2008 at 9:05 am
seriously…fuck romeo crennel, fuck him. he’s a piece of shit coach, and i have no idea how he lasted so long. the worst thing to happen to the browns was winning last year, it kept that fat sack of shit around for another fucking year.
give cowher $12 mil per and then maybe the browns won’t fucking suck putrid man eggs.
November 24th, 2008 at 9:06 am
Only you would take that bet TBL.
November 24th, 2008 at 9:07 am
…and because of this I’m going to continue to rank them #6 in my NFL rankings. If they’re not done, then the sky’s the limit.
/TBL’d
November 24th, 2008 at 9:09 am
Texans, not Titans
November 24th, 2008 at 9:09 am
TBL just can’t quit the Chargers.
I swear Norv, I swear.
November 24th, 2008 at 9:09 am
because gas station credit card machines don’t want to get preggers.
November 24th, 2008 at 9:10 am
Hef, so you think 6, huh?
Well, i had them at 13
http://thebiglead.com/?p=9398
and i guess i’ll take a look at teams like Atlanta leapfrogging them … but here’s a neat fact, just for you: 7 losses by a total of 28 points. yeah, they’re just awful.
November 24th, 2008 at 9:10 am
Couldn’t believe I found myself agreeing with Shannon Sharpe during the post-game yesterday. He compared Cassel to Scott Mitchell, who was great as Marino’s backup in Miami and then didn’t live up to expectations in Detroit after signing for big free agent $.
November 24th, 2008 at 9:11 am
Oh, and:
The Jonas Brothers are a Disney group. So the youngin’s love them.
Jennifer Aniston is hot. What’s not to get about that?
I’ll give you the “quickly” thing. You’re the Kenny Banya of TBL, TBL.
November 24th, 2008 at 9:11 am
I’ve been saying this for hours now. Brady = system quarterback
November 24th, 2008 at 9:11 am
8 Things. 9 Things. Its all just a number anyways.
November 24th, 2008 at 9:11 am
well done.
November 24th, 2008 at 9:11 am
/TMZ
Billy Volek cost me a fantasy championship a few years ago. Hate him forever.
November 24th, 2008 at 9:13 am
Why do drive up ATMs have braille on them? I mean seriously, who are these people? Do they think blind people are driving?
/TBL Seinfeld’d
November 24th, 2008 at 9:14 am
Of course he isn’t going to produce like he is doing now. The best chance he has is if josh mcdaniels gets a HC job and brings him with him.
November 24th, 2008 at 9:14 am
Haha, this is all going exactly how I said it would. When Brady went down, I said it would go one of two ways: Patriots have a mediocre season, everyone says Belichick was overrated… Patriots have a good season, everyone says Brady was overrated. You guys are so damn predictable
November 24th, 2008 at 9:14 am
CRM, consider your internet credentials revoked. You’re supposed to say she’s gross and that you wouldn’t fuck her with Hef’s dick.
November 24th, 2008 at 9:15 am
@clown
WTF… Every QB is a system QB!
November 24th, 2008 at 9:15 am
I never really liked Jerry Seinfeld’s stand up. It’s just not my thing, but Michael Richards has some excellent material.
/Nick P
November 24th, 2008 at 9:16 am
/Fixed?
November 24th, 2008 at 9:18 am
Ricky Gervais latest standup special was great, although he recycled some of the best stuff, like the “You know, you don’t always have to have anal sex” leaflet.
“Why don’t you both just cum out of a window?”
November 24th, 2008 at 9:20 am
The headline does say 8 things and 1 mystery.
/Was told there would be no math
November 24th, 2008 at 9:23 am
in 1997, sure.
link sort of not safe. no nudity, but im sure someone will click and flip out, even tho the pic appeared in rolling stone
November 24th, 2008 at 9:24 am
TBL, it’s Peter King on line 2. He’s screaming mad about some “copyright infringement”…??? I’ll put him on hold.
November 24th, 2008 at 9:24 am
Roeth, I also used the words “Scott Mitchell” when discussing Cassell last night.
Very interesting to see if both Donovan and Reid are gone at the end of the year. Seems to me Andy is tossing Donovan under the bus for this crappy season, but can the fat pill popping coke head save his own ass. You said “seemingly nice guy”, I’m not so sure, when that whole TO thing blew up there were quite a few guys in that locker room that didn’t seem to like Donovan very much.
November 24th, 2008 at 9:24 am
is Kenny Banya the guy who traded the suit for a meal?
i guess that’s not bad. at least im not newman or something.
November 24th, 2008 at 9:25 am
haha, i bet raverns still get no love in power rankings tomorrow.
November 24th, 2008 at 9:25 am
If the Steelers don’t win at Patriots next week I’ll be pissed and a bit disappointed.
November 24th, 2008 at 9:25 am
ravens*
November 24th, 2008 at 9:28 am
and Aniston is overrated. Always has been.
November 24th, 2008 at 9:28 am
November 24th, 2008 at 9:30 am
TBL: You work out with weights?
CRM: No.
TBL: You should.
CRM: Why?!?
TBL: [stares]
November 24th, 2008 at 9:31 am
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
November 24th, 2008 at 9:31 am
The headline does say 8 things and 1 mystery. Roeth
I just assumed the mystery was TBL’s continued love for the Chargers. My bad.
November 24th, 2008 at 9:31 am
Aniston is overrated. Always has been.
Outside of her appearance in Office Space, Aniston has been consistently overrated.
What makes it worse is that there’s a whole generation of late 20s-early 30s women who modeled themselves after her.
November 24th, 2008 at 9:36 am
Who know who has bad taste in women? Brad Pitt.
/science
November 24th, 2008 at 9:36 am
who is rating these chicks?
i think she’s nice and would like to see her vageen.
November 24th, 2008 at 9:37 am
agree, BFFredo. Jennifer “Man”iston has been vastly overrated. As an actress and in terms of eye-candy. i am of the opinion, however, think she has a terrific rear, esp for 40
here and here and here
November 24th, 2008 at 9:38 am
Aniston was at her peak with pokies on Friends, which by the way, is not watchable when it comes to re-runs. It’s pretty much embarrassingly bad.
November 24th, 2008 at 9:39 am
I was always a Phoebe guy, anyway.
/CRM
November 24th, 2008 at 9:39 am
Jennifer Aniston isn’t attractive. But she here are 3 pictures proving otherwise that I have bookmarked.
/TBL
November 24th, 2008 at 9:40 am
Her dick looks small in this pic.
November 24th, 2008 at 9:41 am
it seems i’m in the minority but i’ve always been a fan of Aniston..
November 24th, 2008 at 9:41 am
Wow, this football discussion has turned into a Friends message board.
Browns suck, Phil Savage sucks, Romeo is a turd, Braylon is the most overrated POS I’ve ever seen, time to fire every one of them.
November 24th, 2008 at 9:44 am
@coop – We were on a break!
November 24th, 2008 at 9:46 am
you should enjoy this as a steelers fan. just like i enjoy seeing ben roethlisberger eat a bag of dicks 8 times a game.
November 24th, 2008 at 9:47 am
i took a lot of heat on this site last week for suggesting that braylon hadn’t lived up to the expectations of a top 5 pick…
November 24th, 2008 at 9:48 am
Spence is really obsessed with bags of dicks lately. I’m thinking he’s going to write a musical explaining why this is. The only question is, who versus?
November 24th, 2008 at 9:49 am
relatively speaking, obviously Aniston’s isn’t garbage. she walks into a bar and she’s obviously the only thing anyone’s looking at.
BUT, by hollywood standards … really? Aniston?
salma and halle berry are 41 and have had kids. diane lane. monica belucci. michelle pfiffer.
ah, just one guy’s opinion
November 24th, 2008 at 9:49 am
Braylon Edwards AKA Clifford Franklin from The Replacements.
November 24th, 2008 at 9:52 am
braylon was the best player on the field yesterday, better than the other no. 3 overall pick, andre johnson.
players go through things every year, this year, braylon drops everything. oh well, the whole team has been in a funk, it happens. but to sya the browns are a better team without braylon in there is flat out retarded, even if he’s not cathcing the ball, teams have to respect the deep ball everytime he’s on the field, and that’s not happening without him.
other than joe thomas and shaun rogers when motivated, there isn’t a more important brown than braylon.
November 24th, 2008 at 9:53 am
Wow, I guess casting really does matter.
November 24th, 2008 at 9:54 am
no one is saying this (at least i’m not).. just pointing out that in big spots he has come up short numerous times this year. i think he’s a great talent though..
November 24th, 2008 at 9:57 am
just like in big spots he came up big last year. browns are a really young team, shit like this happens. everything that couldve gone wrong did.
that said…yesterday’s game made me sick to my stomach. if romeo is around even a week after the season ends, im jumping ship.
November 24th, 2008 at 9:58 am
Andre Johnson > Braylon Edwards
November 24th, 2008 at 9:58 am
@spence
who starts next week at QB??
November 24th, 2008 at 9:59 am
hef – if you want this boy’s hole you have to pay the troll toll.
November 24th, 2008 at 10:01 am
DA probably starts…sounds like brady has a fucked up tendon along with the broken finger, at least according to PK.
November 24th, 2008 at 10:01 am
Fuck Cowher, bring back Marty Schottenheimer.
November 24th, 2008 at 10:02 am
I’m saying the Browns would be better without Braylon, he’s terrible. He has drive killing, points off the board drops EVERY GAME. How can a guy who costs your team points, literally just takes them off the board, how could you not be better without him.
November 24th, 2008 at 10:06 am
coop…yea, TO had the same problems his first year in dallas, so they should’ve just given up on him then? braylon was all-world last year, and has room to get better, why the fuck would they just say “fuck it” over something as fixable as that?
browns are better without winslow, but braylon is essential. the day he leaves (i fully expect him to) will be a dark one for the browns.
November 24th, 2008 at 10:07 am
Bad teams blame their best players.
The Browns just need to get more talented players at other positions.
November 24th, 2008 at 10:28 am
…but here’s a neat fact, just for you: 7 losses by a total of 28 points. yeah, they’re just awful.
Don’t good teams suck it up and win those type of games?
November 24th, 2008 at 11:00 am
@buckeye – YES – I’ve been clamoring for Marty for weeks. No way… NO WAY does he not win ten games with the talent on the Browns.
Marty = regular season coaching genius.
November 24th, 2008 at 11:04 am
/blocking childhood nightmares from memory.
November 24th, 2008 at 11:22 am
No. That is a not-truth. Every pass was thrown at Braylon yesterday. Some he caught very well. some he tried for, but didn’t catch cuz his hands didn’t work. and some, he was Moss in Oakland.
Johnson 10 catches 116 yards of goodness
Edwards 5 for 85, should have been 20 for 200 for all the times he was thrown to.
November 24th, 2008 at 11:25 am
The Denver loss to the Raiders was WORSE than the score indicates. Two personal fouls that were complete crap, two calls overturned by coaches challenges. It was a beatdown.
November 24th, 2008 at 11:41 am
I love TBL commenters ragging on Jennifer Aniston. Unbelievable how high the bar is set. Not only must Jerry O’Connell be reading TBL, but I guess Hugh Jackman and everyone else on People’s Sexiest Man list must be here also. Everyone’s getting hotter poon than Aniston.
Wow.
November 24th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Dude… I’m a Cardinals fan(I’m 56; it’s hard to change), and even I thought they’d lose to the Giants. It’s not that big a surprise.
November 24th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
The difference with Cassell is that he seems like he might lose in any given week. Brady, for the most part, was unstopable at all times with that team.
November 24th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
I’ve been saying this for hours now. Brady = system quarterback
/black racist
//clown’d