So Where Should LeBron Live in New York?
NBA November 24th. 2008, 4:31pm
Will he trek out to the suburbs so he can spread his wings in a sprawling mansion, like 50 Cent? Or will he be boring and just get a pad out near the Knicks practice facility in Greenburgh?
We were on the road Friday when the Knicks blew up their nucleus, shipping Zach Randolph and Jamal Crawford to the Clippers and Warriors, respectively, in return for contracts that expire in 2010 so that New York can make a run at LeBron. Good news on the jersey front: 22 and 24 are retired – 23 is available.
LeBron visits the Garden Tuesday and you’re nuts if you don’t think he’s looking to drop a half a hundred on Wilson Chandler or whatever inferior defender draws the assignment. This really is shaping up as a terrific sports week: MNF tonight plus Maui action, LeBron in NY Tuesday plus college hoops galore, even more college hoops Wednesday, three NFL games Thursday plus awesome food, and Friday and Saturday wrap up the college football regular season.
Cleveland is totally the new Philadelphia. Titleless and hopeless.
33 Responses to “So Where Should LeBron Live in New York?”
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November 24th, 2008 at 4:35 PM
hey TBL, go fuck yourself.
November 24th, 2008 at 4:40 PM
Wow..just brutal…Spencer..I swear on my daughter’s stuffed frog “Kenny Phillips” that I didn’t write this…I usually go for the softer, funnier approach…this is downright the most arrogant brutal thing I have read on this site..and that is coming from the guy who refers to his team as the World Champion New York Football Giants
November 24th, 2008 at 4:42 PM
Lebron James : King of New York
I can see it now……
November 24th, 2008 at 4:42 PM
Seriously sick of this, I don’t care if or where he goes, but it is not going to be the Knicks. He wants titles, multiple titles, and there are about 30 teams closer to a title than the Knicks.
November 24th, 2008 at 4:44 PM
TBL’s Monday routine:
1) Curls
2) Bench
3) Squats
4) Take a huge dump on Clevelanders
5) Jump rope
November 24th, 2008 at 4:47 PM
@TBL what Spencer said.
If he wins a title or is close to winning a title in Cleveland he stays in Cleveland.
November 24th, 2008 at 4:48 PM
Everyone knows that start with the larger muscles first and work your way down in size. Then do cardio after your glycogen stores are depleted.
1)Squats
2)Bench
3)Curls
4)Dump on Cleveland
5)Jump Rope
November 24th, 2008 at 4:49 PM
I’m not so sure a Knicks team with LeBron, David Lee and a bunch of guys would be that far off in the East. Boston would likely be done. Detroit as well. Cleveland would obviously be a lottery team. That would leave teams like Philly, Atlanta, Toronto, Orlando, and Miami.
While I’m neither a Knicks nor a LeBron fan, it would be fun to see him run D’Antoni’s offense.
November 24th, 2008 at 4:54 PM
Cleveland has AIDS.
November 24th, 2008 at 4:55 PM
/TBL’d
November 24th, 2008 at 4:57 PM
Clown you only need to work out 4 days a week though.
November 24th, 2008 at 4:58 PM
clown had it right order. haven’t you seen “The Guns”?
November 24th, 2008 at 4:59 PM
Solid opinion, buddy.
November 24th, 2008 at 5:04 PM
LeBron’s going to live in a gigantic mansion in Jersey with all the other rich, black motherfuckas. Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, some white dentist, and Denzel Washington.
November 24th, 2008 at 5:07 PM
TBL’s Monday routine:
1) Curls
@ 10:00 talk MNf
2) Bench
3) Squats
4) Take a huge dump on Clevelanders
5) Jump rope
6) Jerk off to Gossip Girls
7) Watch Chuck and other NBC drivel
9) @10:15 say night night
/night-time schedule’d
November 24th, 2008 at 5:08 PM
+1 bsanders
/chris rock’d
November 24th, 2008 at 5:10 PM
November 24th, 2008 at 5:12 PM
November 24th, 2008 at 5:16 PM
This is getting old. I mean really, are we going to do this daily, or weekly for that matter, for the next two years? I’ll lose my damn mind by then. I hope he stays a Cav and spites everybody who hopes or assumes he’ll be a Knick.
November 24th, 2008 at 5:17 PM
that would be Alpine, NJ. For those of you that care. None of you, huh?
November 24th, 2008 at 5:17 PM
True story, friend works for Budweiser and got us second-row STL Cardinal tickets this summer, they’re killing the Braves 18-1 in the 7th and the stadium is emptying out. The beer man comes by and does his routine, but no one’s buying, so he mixes it up. Goes with, “Ice Cold Busch. Ice Cold Busch, here…you rich, white motherfuckas!” Half the people in the area bust up laughing, the other half start to head for the exits.
/Sorry for the diatribe.
November 24th, 2008 at 5:23 PM
THE NBA NEEDS NEW YORK TO BE A CONTENDER PEOPLE!! THIS IS COMMON KNOWLEDGE!!
/Steven A Smith
November 24th, 2008 at 5:23 PM
Sparty
- Where’s Alpine at in relation to Montclair? I used to live there and see Peter King at the Upper Montclair Starbucks frequently. Stephen Colbert used to go to this bar by their art theater there, too. Doubt he does now that he’s quite a bit more famous.
November 24th, 2008 at 5:25 PM
He will do the Jeter and live in the city. Probably the same building.
November 24th, 2008 at 5:26 PM
He may, bsanders. Jon Stewart is from NJ, and last I heard, still there.
November 24th, 2008 at 5:26 PM
bsanders – Alpine is in northern Bergen County, right near the Rockland County border just off the palisades. My wife use to work at the Closter Starbucks, which is right next to Alpine. Chris Rock would come in every once in awhile.
November 24th, 2008 at 5:28 PM
or maybe shack up with Madonna, once she is done with A-Rod.
November 24th, 2008 at 5:29 PM
That’s right sparty, I forgot you are a fine NJ resident as well. Well done.
November 24th, 2008 at 5:30 PM
I can see the argument for living in the city and “being where it’s at.” But fuck, give me a gated mansion in the Jersey burbs any day. Everyone ends up out there anyway.
November 24th, 2008 at 5:33 PM
Basketball players like their own personal basketball court inside their house. I can see him living in Jersey.
November 24th, 2008 at 5:42 PM
Basketball players like their own personal basketball court inside their house. I can see him living in Jersey.
He’ll build a huge “LeBronStone” out in Jersey, to compete w/ “Shaqapulco” in Orlando
/MTV crib’d
November 24th, 2008 at 6:10 PM
hmmm…
November 24th, 2008 at 6:23 PM
There are several reasons to hope LBJ stays in Cleveland.
1. For me.
2. For the rest of Ohio who has followed him.
3. For the fucking media that has done everything but begged him to leave Cleveland so that they don’t have to visit it 30 times per year, including 10 times in the dead of winter.
I have never seen a situation where the media has tried to MAKE the story instead of report it so egregiously. Everyone has an opinion, just like everyone has an asshole.
/Here’s hoping that the Cavs win the next 2 NBA titles to make it almost impossible for him to leave…