Jordana Brewster on a Monday, because we think her winter arc on Chuck ends tonight … As we close in on Armageddon, fireballs are lighting up the Canadian sky … every stock mutual fund has lost money in 2008, except one … anyone saving up for a half-price mansion? … might these type of protests in Iceland be coming soon in our country? … after the jump, the irresistible Salma …

What if Burnett, Sabathia and Lowe say no to the Yanks? (Chicago Tribune)

Should Showtime have reprimanded Warren Sapp for calling Keyshawn a bitch? (Mushnick, obvs)

Michael Phelps was back in Vegas over the weekend with his beauty pageant girlfriend. (Review-Journal)

So is MLB immune to the economic downturn or not? (Boston Herald)

What it’s like hanging out with the Gameday Crew. (Oklahoman)

We expect to see a similar piece next week, when Gameday travels to Stillwater. (Oklahoman)

Jorts in any Gameday sign is a sure winner. (CGB)

Rabbi shells out $2,500 for date with former skater Oksana Baiul. (Page Six)

NFL redemption stories. (Mondesi’s House)

Bill Snyder’s coming back to coach Kansas State, but why’d he leave in the first place? (KC Star)

You still got Memphis cruising in C-USA? Xavier handed Cal’s crew their first loss, 63-58. (Commercial Appeal)

Last week we wondered where Bill Cowher might be coaching next year, and this weekend, the answer: “I’m really very, very heavily leaning into not going back to coaching.” So you’re saying there’s a chance? (USA Today)