When in doubt – Megan Fox … hope she sues the idiotic radio station and wins a fortune … has your credit card line shrunk? It will … a swarm of 40,000 show up for free food … if one day this blog disappears and we don’t answer emails, then we’ve been rounded up … sure, we’ll take a Jessica Biel calendar (7th item) … man wants newspaper fined for taking his photo … dead deer attacks hunter! … pirates go after cruise ship … lunatic Canadian whips out knife at birthday party, kills one, injures three …

An interview with ESPN top dog George Bodenheimer. (College Hoops Journal)

More from the writer who left Dustin Pedroia off his MVP ballot. (Red Sox Monster)

Warrants issued for entire Kansas football team for robbery of a football game Saturday in Missouri. (LJ World)

Your best name in Roller Derby winner. (Steady Burn)

What it’s like to get run over by a Cadillac after it scores. (Bucs Beat)

Cleveland Browns fans are trash for booing Derek Anderson, but what else is new? (The World According to TD)

EPL teams have banned their players from going to Miami to party with musicians. (Rumors and Rants)

Madonna and A-Rod, house hunting in NYC. (Page Six)

Cheerleaders are dressed for the holidays. (Blaze of Love)

An interview with an African-American pro skaterboarder from the DC area. (Access Athletes)

The Sunday NFL pundits gave Plaxico the treatment. (USA Today)

George Karl and JR Smith are not speaking. (Rocky Mountain News)

Stephen Curry’s little brother is off to a hot start at Liberty. (Fitz Facts)

Michael Phelps spent Thanksgiving playing poker. (NY Post)