Fox Urine: “According to police, Wagar was on his property Sept. 16 when he used night vision goggles to see 15-20 people running toward his place. He told police that he told them to leave, swore at them and sprayed them with the fox urine.” This man is a hero for collecting fox urine (how does one do that?) and then transferring it to water guns. Real life Dwight Schrute? We await the New Yorker profile. (AP)