Mexico’s getting really sketchytough times lie ahead for New York – we shudder to think what California has planned … Paulson now says there are no plans for 4.5 percent mortgages, which a lot of fence-sitters had anticipated … the modern newspaper does matter, especially in Chicago right now … can you imagine being the neighbors of these idiots? … photo of A-Rod putting on his cup … special Topanaga photo after the jump …

Wayne Chism emerges late, UT pulls away from Marquette. (CBS Sports)

How the Mets might be affected by the $50 billion ponzi scheme. Madoff and Wilpon were boys. (NY Times)

The NFL’s reverse coach of the year, and this one’s easy. (Couch Slouch)

Should Tiger can his caddie? (NY Post)

Blind item: Olympic champ, Michigan, pot … uh, too easy, right? (Page Six)

Portland cheerleaders in new outfits. (Blaze of Love)

In case you need helping picking college football bowl games. (Play or Get Played)

Pro Bowl snubs, featuring … Chad Pennington. And Madison Hedgecock. (Fabulous Forum)

Let’s see how Ball State does in its bowl game without coach Brady Hoke. (Union-Tribune)

Hot commodity Turner Gill isn’t not interested in the Iowa State gig. (The Wiz of Odds)

Guy buys new Red Sox hat, proceeds to rob bank. (Red Sox Monster)

Looks like Furcal’s going back to Atlanta. (AJC)