There’s a Fine Line Between Slobber and Spit
NFL December 18th. 2008, 11:45am
This is beyond disgusting, so we’ll be quick with it:
Frank Walker acknowledged that he spat in the face of Pittsburgh Steelers punter Mitch Berger, but the Ravens’ backup cornerback called it an accident. “It was just a slobber moment,” Walker said.
Not grossed out enough? Here’s Berger’s side of the story:
“I had my mouth open and was about to say something when he spit right on me,” Berger said. “It wasn’t something that happens by accident when you’re talking sometimes. There was the full noise. He made the full spitting noise. I think I kept spitting for 24 hours,” he said. “I kept brushing my teeth. To have another man spit in your mouth like that … it was gross.”
We would have gone with industrial strength mouthwash, followed by bleach. If they can make a visor guard on the helmet, next stop has to be some sort of mouth protection.
Walker admits ’slobber moment’ (Baltimore Sun)
15 Responses to “There’s a Fine Line Between Slobber and Spit”
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December 18th, 2008 at 11:47 AM
nope…not gay at all…
December 18th, 2008 at 11:52 AM
Hit another 30 yarder and I’ll spit in your face Berger, you suck.
December 18th, 2008 at 11:53 AM
Frank, your gun is digging into my hip.
[cue "Crying Game" music]
December 18th, 2008 at 11:58 AM
Dammit. Great, Harbaugh is finally getting my team in order (you know that last year’s team would’ve gone ballistic about that TD call a la Patriots game), and some scrub who sucks monkey nuts has to go and do something stupid.
Release this douchecanoe.
December 18th, 2008 at 11:59 AM
Finkel is Einhorn? Einhorn is Finkel?
[also cue "Crying Game" music]
December 18th, 2008 at 12:01 PM
This is why you wear mouth guards.
December 18th, 2008 at 12:03 PM
I kept thinking of that baby bib my little sister had that said “spit happens”.
December 18th, 2008 at 12:11 PM
/ fixed
December 18th, 2008 at 12:14 PM
i dont know how many times earlier this season frank walker got ridiculous personal foul penalties that hurt us. he seemed to tone it down some, but i guess once and asshat, always an asshat. def wouldn’t mind not being back next year.
December 18th, 2008 at 12:22 PM
sounds fabulous!
/Clay Aiken’d
December 18th, 2008 at 12:26 PM
Who cares? Punters are lower in American society than women were in Salem during the late 17th century.
December 18th, 2008 at 12:31 PM
I wonder how Terrell Owens feels about this.
December 18th, 2008 at 12:37 PM
What makes you think he’s a punter?
He turned me into a newt?
A newt?
Well I got better.
/Monty Python’d
December 18th, 2008 at 1:45 PM
Better than a ‘those aren’t pillows’ moment.
December 18th, 2008 at 4:47 PM
Something tells me that this won’t get nearly the press that the last NFL spitting incident got.