Roy’s 52 Eclipses Suns Dunk-a-Thon: 124-119
NBA, Video December 19th. 2008, 11:00amBecause we’re endlessly fascinated with the hype surrounding recruiting, we decided to take a gander at where Brandon Roy, scorer of 52 points last night in a win over Phoenix, ranked coming out of high school. Here’s the list of small forwards that were “rated” ahead of him by the people who attempt to assess high school hoops.
1 Carmelo Anthony – NBA star
2 Lenny Cooke – Colossal bust after getting clowned by LeBron at the Adidas camp about seven or eight years ago (witness!).
3 Antoine Wright – Career NBA reserve so far.
4 Rashad McCants – Won a title at UNC, reserve for the T-Wolves scoring nine ppg.
5 Kennedy Winston – Two good seasons at Alabama, now playing in Europe.
6 Curtis Sumpter – Good but injury-plagued career at Villanova.
7 Evan Burns – Struggled with academics, never panned out.
One could argue that Roy (23.4 ppg, 47 percent from the field) has passed Anthony (21.3 ppg, 42 percent from the field) this season on all those goofy “best player in the NBA” lists. They both have won the same number of postseason series (zero). If the question isn’t “better player” but who you’d rather have on your team, we go Roy on that one, easily.
As for last night … nice poster job by Amare – he really seems to get up for games against Greg Oden and Portland. Oden, who is still adjusting to the speed of the NBA and this thing called defense, could barely stay on the court last night. As soon as he was in there, everyone on Phoenix attacked him, hoping to throw one down on the rookie. Shaq baptized Oden, who was productive offensive in his time on the floor: 17 minutes, eight points. When this guy learns to keep his arms straight up on defense, look out, world!
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December 19th, 2008 at 11:03 AM
What do you think Dana Jacobson can shoulder shrug? I’m guessing 300+. The traps on that racehorse are insane.
December 19th, 2008 at 11:05 AM
that Shaq dunk is a joke, he started off by hooking his left arm around Oden backing him down, then cleared him out of the way with his right elbow for the uncontested dunk.
December 19th, 2008 at 11:06 AM
The Suns need to give more mintues to Louis Amundson
/hernia’d
December 19th, 2008 at 11:07 AM
Actual caption for a facebook photo of a girl who’d just given birth and was recovering in her hospital room:
Our next generation is going to be legen – wait for it – dary.
December 19th, 2008 at 11:09 AM
man, I can’t WAIT to see how that kid pans out.
December 19th, 2008 at 11:14 AM
13. Andre Iguodala
14. Kelenna Azubuike
also, I have to give St. Johns Cooke some love. Didn’t he die? Wasn’t that the ESPN feature one issue?
December 19th, 2008 at 11:16 AM
Shaq dunk was a joke? uncontested? are we watching the same dunk?
December 19th, 2008 at 11:20 AM
Pretty great line by Simmons today, not sure how the Mouse let this one through:
December 19th, 2008 at 11:21 AM
he just made oden look like earl boykins…..
great comment off that youtube video
December 19th, 2008 at 11:22 AM
i do not believe omar cook is dead. he was decent at st. john’s. last good class, i think.
nice catch on Iggy down at 13.
December 19th, 2008 at 11:31 AM
ooo…that’s one helluva hypothetical.
roy is fantastic, but id still go with ‘melo because of his outrageously underrated post game. but it’s damn close.
December 19th, 2008 at 11:32 AM
Why are you using a SF list?
December 19th, 2008 at 11:34 AM
‘Melo has that whole “NCAA Title” thing on Roy, too.
December 19th, 2008 at 11:35 AM
Carmelo v. Lebron tonight. Remember when that was a huge deal?
December 19th, 2008 at 11:37 AM
This post didn’t really make it clear, but I’m going to go ahead and assume Roy played small forward in HS? You might want to clarify that.
December 19th, 2008 at 11:38 AM
yea…
tho tonite should be a fantastic game, nugs are a helluva team.
December 19th, 2008 at 11:43 AM
Who directs these five-hour energy commercials, anyway?
December 19th, 2008 at 12:06 PM
Can’t wait to watch tonight’s game. Love that Melo finally has a point guard.
/Andre Miller doesn’t count cuz he’s fat and not a leader and Melo was too immature at the time.
December 19th, 2008 at 12:07 PM
It’s a good thing that Kevin McGenius traded Roy on draft day to Portland for Randy Foye and cash. We didn’t need him.
/fuck you McHale
//former courtside T-wolves season ticket holder
December 19th, 2008 at 12:11 PM
Didn’t they also trade Mayo for Love in last year’s draft? It would seem Mayo will be an all-star and Love may not ever become much more than a marginal role player.
December 19th, 2008 at 12:12 PM
And they traded Ray Allen for Marbury.
December 19th, 2008 at 12:14 PM
It’s kind of ironic that his trading KG wasn’t even one of his worst moves. At least he got Al-Jeff and Gomes in that deal.
December 19th, 2008 at 12:15 PM
Correct NSR but it’s so much more than that. They also drafted something called Ndudi Ebi over Josh Howard and traded Mario Chalmers for nothing. Everything McHale touches turn to complete shit.
December 19th, 2008 at 12:19 PM
I actually liked the KG deal. It’s my belief that Boston could have still won the title with Big Al instead of KG. He rebounds and scores inside with a fraction of the chest thumping and swearing. To my knowledge, Big Al has yet to sucker punch any big white guys who clown him in practice either. Too bad the Woffies have nothing else around him.
December 19th, 2008 at 12:27 PM
they drafted Wally Z #6 overall 1999 draft. Dont forget to mention McHale choosing William Avery at #14 the same year. Way to go McHale. great picks. fire him
December 19th, 2008 at 12:35 PM
I think the Joe Smith punishment might have been a blessing in disguise.
December 19th, 2008 at 12:50 PM
Would any of us still have a job if we were responsible for the moves outlined in comments 19-26?
I went to my last game about 2 1/2 years ago and spent the 4th quarter of the game yelling at Garnett in a 3/4 empty arena, “You make 20 million a year, why won’t you won’t shoot the ball?!!”. He proved me wrong by clanking a fade away jumper at the buzzer that would have won the game. Fuck him too.