The attractive brunette you tabbed ‘Jeannie Bueller’ is Colt’s mom. That’s his old man to her right. The Horns got enough national air time on TV during Colt’s reign, that any half-assed football fan would know those are McCoy’s parents. Hell, they showed them in the stands along with Rachel several times during the broadcasts. And when you were as good as Texas was in McCoy’s junior and senior years, they got more than their share of prime time TV coverage. What a cheap shot inferring Rachel was putting on her best ‘I-hope-my-jawline-looks-flawless-because-I’m-on-camera’! Have you ever been to DKR Memorial Stadium in Austin, Einstein? If you had, you’d know that Rachel wasn’t posing for TV, but rather watching the Jumbotron behind the south end zone. As for the Texas fans appearing ‘tight’, what are they supposed to be doing, Tim? They’re obviously into the game, and so what if they take the game seriously. BTW, they went on to win that game against OSU!

I’m still not sure what your intent was when writing this piece. But, if it was to be funny, you weren’t. If it was to come across as a clueless smart-ass, you accomplished your goal!