Tebow, Gators, Win BCS Championship: 24-14
College Football January 8th. 2009, 11:44pm
The greatest player in college football history, Tim Tebow – the Four Horseman have nothing on him – stunk up Miami in the first half, and then was his usual dominant self in the final 30 minutes as the Florida Gators captured their second National title in three years with a 24-14 triumph over can’t-win-the-big-game Oklahoma.
Bob Stoops’ high-powered offense committed two turnovers (one on downs) inside the 10-yard line in the first half and had a field goal blocked in the second half. The highest scoring offense in college football history was held to 363 yards, by far its lowest output this season. Heisman Trophy winner Sam Bradford looked like anything but the No. 1 pick in the April NFL draft, going 26-for-41 for 257 yards with two scores and two picks in by far his worst game of the season.
FOX put together a terrible production of this game. We don’t recall one instance of the announcers showing shots of the Florida defense and what it was doing to rattle Bradford. Don’t even get us started on the silly “reverse” play clock garbage, or Brennaman’s hyperbole from start to finish and incessant fellating of Tebow.
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January 8th, 2009 at 11:48 PM
SEC speed wins once again.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:49 PM
OH MY GOD SHUTTUP TOP FIVE?
January 8th, 2009 at 11:51 PM
Forget Tebow, after this game will Thom Brennaman ever be forgotten? Hernia
Never. I am proud I witnessed this game. We’ll be joking about it 30 years from now. It shall be known as The Thom Game.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:52 PM
For all the shit Ohio State takes at what point does Oklahoma stop getting invited to play for the national Championship (or making the BCS altogether)?
January 8th, 2009 at 11:52 PM
That was ridiculous. When they tried to make him sound like a hero after he got the taunting penalty… just incredible.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:52 PM
Herschel Walker would like to wipe his ass with that statement.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:52 PM
Zodiac’s on TMC right now. Fuck this Tebow noise. The best thing is that the NFL plays again in about a day and a half and steal all Jesus’ thunder. What a shame.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:53 PM
Tebow isn’t a hero?
/crying
January 8th, 2009 at 11:53 PM
I would have taken a pre-recorded Pat Summerall from Madden ‘95 over those two idiots.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:54 PM
How was there no replay of the last Oklahoma pass? In real time, I have no idea if it was interference. How am I supposed to second guess people without instant replay?
God I hate Fox.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:54 PM
Tim Tebow just fixed the US economy guys.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:55 PM
SEC speed wins once again.
Shhh…you were supposed to believe that the Big XII was better this year.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:55 PM
Chris Leak was better…
January 8th, 2009 at 11:55 PM
I like how FOX does the postgame show from the studio just to top off how awful their coverage has been.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:56 PM
thanks Jimmy, thanks for giving florida’s D some props.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:57 PM
I’d take Tommy Frazier over Tebow every day of the week and…well shit, I don’t think I’d take either him or Tebow on Sunday, come to think of it.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:57 PM
Did anyone else notice Shirley from What’s Happening? in the OU band tonight?
January 8th, 2009 at 11:58 PM
i really am laughing so hard there are tears in my eyes!
lol
lol
January 8th, 2009 at 11:58 PM
i switched to ESPN, i wonder if anyone will bash the announcers
January 8th, 2009 at 11:59 PM
I remember thinking last year that maybe the broadcasters would improve from year to year. Then this game happened and I am stunned. Some of the worst broadcasting I’ve witnessed in a while.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:59 PM
I sure would like to see Florida and USC play in Texas somewhere…
I’m not sure Florida’s offense will work against great teams when Tebow and Harvin are no longer around. The most underrated guy on that offense is Hernandez at TE too. For all of Florida’s voodoo, they have about 5 staple plays that they run successfully.
Bradford is definitely a system QB. Way more talented than Jason White, but that isn’t saying much. He does no reading of defenses (the sidelines does it all for him), but he does have a very accurate and rather strong arm. I’m not sold on his NFL career.
January 8th, 2009 at 11:59 PM
big 12 just replaced the big 10 as frauds. congrats for that!
January 8th, 2009 at 11:59 PM
Can’t the FCC fine Fox for the massive blowjob we just witnessed?
January 8th, 2009 at 11:59 PM
LOL
January 9th, 2009 at 12:01 AM
Chris Fowler has it right: “You guys are talking about Tebow and Harvin …there needs to be more emphasis on the Florida defense.”
correct.
January 9th, 2009 at 12:01 AM
TBL, I’m from GA. No fucking way is Tebow better than Herschel. Not even in Bizarro world, is that a reality.
January 9th, 2009 at 12:01 AM
Quiet! Tebow speaks!
January 9th, 2009 at 12:04 AM
/fixed
January 9th, 2009 at 12:04 AM
That made my night.
January 9th, 2009 at 12:05 AM
Fox’s coverage of the game was fucking horrid.
January 9th, 2009 at 12:05 AM
Utah gets winner.
January 9th, 2009 at 12:05 AM
According to the gospel of Thom Brenneman, Tim Tebow (the savior) did the following things in this game:
1. Fed the hungry
2. Granted sight to the blind
3. Sheltered the homeless
4. Outsold the Wii
5. Made people believe that it’s not butter
6. Received a Government Bailout
Feel free to add more
January 9th, 2009 at 12:05 AM
that display by Thom was nauseating. seriously. i wonder if the mainstream media is going to pound him
January 9th, 2009 at 12:06 AM
As a humble, holy man, should Tebow be fucking embarrassed by this shit?
January 9th, 2009 at 12:07 AM
Point …
Very nice.
January 9th, 2009 at 12:08 AM
Saw that the difference was drinkability.
I’m out. See you guys tomorrow.
January 9th, 2009 at 12:10 AM
7. Erased the memory of Brennaman from the minds of the viewers.
Nah, even Tebow isn’t pulling that off.
January 9th, 2009 at 12:12 AM
Feel free to add more
won more playoff games than Tony Romo
January 9th, 2009 at 12:13 AM
Scary thing is I can so see this guy going Steve Largent.
Governor Tebow, in his trademark John 3:16 tie …
January 9th, 2009 at 12:15 AM
He gives talks in prisons, goes to the Philippines to assist in missionary work, is the best player in CFB, has two titles, and seems like a good all-around kid.
And is still subject to taunting by a bunch of degenerates on a sports blog.
Maybe we should be celebrating Pacman Jones instead.
January 9th, 2009 at 12:15 AM
http://pics.utexasclan.com/bandchick.jpg
Clown, Shawn, we have our shirt design for red river next season. TBL, you also have your roundup pic.
January 9th, 2009 at 12:15 AM
What would happen if Jim Tressel and Bob Stoops faced off in a BCS game?
January 9th, 2009 at 12:22 AM
We aren’t making fun of Tebow, mostly. We’re making fun of the announcers saying “Tebow” an average of 13.5 times a second.
January 9th, 2009 at 12:23 AM
Pacman can eat a dick too(disgruntled Cowboy fan). Why do they have to be mutually exclusive? There are myriad of reasons for people to suck.
January 9th, 2009 at 12:24 AM
I hadn’t see a blow-job like that since the last Jenna Haze video i saw.
January 9th, 2009 at 12:25 AM
Well, I’m definitely making fun of his eyeblack …
January 9th, 2009 at 12:29 AM
Mike NYC -
I like Tim Tebow as a player. Don’t confuse my hate for deplorable announcing with any kind of dislike for Tebow. It is crazy that FOX’s team totally ignored great efforts by Florida Defense, Percy Harvin, and OU’s defense. Instead of actually doing their job, FOX decided to perform the first spoken-word blowjob on National Television. Thankfully I won’t have to hear anything close to that again until Dickie-V calls another UNC game…
January 9th, 2009 at 12:30 AM
Now dream of a world where USC faces off against Florida while Utah faces Texas with the winners making it to a big-time NC Game.
It’ll never happen. But keep dreaming.
January 9th, 2009 at 12:39 AM
Lance I sent a phone picture of that to my buddy that got stuck at work, classic photojournalism.
January 9th, 2009 at 12:46 AM
scroll down and check out the HAWT oklahoma chick!
January 9th, 2009 at 1:20 AM
Old hotness: Bill Brasky
New hotness: Tim Tebow
/Fark’d
January 9th, 2009 at 9:52 AM
So Florida beat OU by 10 and Texas beat OU by 10… and what?