Archive for January 9th, 2009

An Interview with NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell

Posted January 9, 2009, 3:45 pm by Jason McIntyre (96 Comments)

Here’s how we’ll take you into the NFL Divisional playoffs this weekend: an interview with commissioner Roger Goodell. The son of a Senator who went from intern with the New York Jets to “The Most Powerful Man in Sports” was kind enough to carve 15 minutes out of his afternoon for his first chat with [...]

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The Clown Suit Fits Well on Thom Brennaman

Posted January 9, 2009, 1:15 pm by Jason McIntyre (14 Comments)

Thom, You Stink: “Brennaman is well suited to the rah-rah side of a college bowl game; he is an unabashed fan, a promotional voice, a starry-eyed, corny guy. I’ll accept his extravagant profusion of praise for Florida quarterback Tim Tebow, a model citizen. But if Al Michaels said, ‘When Major Wright hits you, you feel [...]

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Candice Parker Announces Pregnancy, Division I Athletic Scholarships Begin Pouring In

Posted January 9, 2009, 11:15 am by Jason McIntyre (No Comments)

Let the debate begin now: Whose offspring will be the more dominant athlete, Agassi-Graf, or Landlord-Parker? The question must be asked: In these harsh economic times, can the WNBA really afford to have its best and most marketable player miss a significant chunk of the season? This would sort of be like Ana Ivanovic saying [...]

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We Haven’t Spent Five Minutes with Tim Tebow, But After Last Night, It Is Now Our Dream

Posted January 9, 2009, 9:00 am by Jason McIntyre (90 Comments)

Can someone please check Thom Brennaman’s identification? Seriously. We’d like to see his social security card and passport. We firmly believe he is in some way related to Mountain-Mover/QB Tim Tebow. (Speaking of the Tebow’s family, why no shots of them during the broadcast? Were they in the Phillippines?) We pulled one of Brennaman’s many [...]

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