Herschel Walker and his multiple personalities, Natalie Gulbis and her twitter account, and Dennis Rodman in all his cross-dressing glory will be appearing on the Apprentice this season. Also on the show: a Kardashian, some suitcase girl from Deal or No Deal, and Brande Roderick, who you shouldn’t have to google. Fact: we’ve seen less than 90 seconds of The Apprentice since the show went on the air.

Why Tim Brando? Well, besides his constant ranting against the BCS for not having a tournament, there’s this …