Portly Eddy Curry, the man who sat on a basketball and flattened it earlier this year, will get more pub today than he has throughout the duration of his below-average eight-year NBA career. That’s what happens when your former driver – a convicted felon – accuses you of heinous acts like:

* repeatedly approached chauffeur David Kuchinsky “in the nude,” allegedly telling him, “Look at me, Dave, look” and “Come and touch it, Dave.”

* “humiliating tasks outside the scope of his employment, such as cleaning up and removing dirty towels [Curry had ejaculated into] so that his wife would not see them,

* Kuchinsky, who is straight and Jewish, also alleges racial discrimination, saying that Curry hurled slurs at him including “f—ing Jew,” “cracker,” “white slave,” “white devil” and “grandmaster of the KKK.”

* Kuchinsky further claims in his suit that Curry pointed a “fully loaded” gun at him on at least two separate occasions to keep him from complaining about his treatment. “Look, I have one in the chamber,” Curry allegedly said.

Well, then. Mr. Kuchinsky also says Curry owes him $68,000 in unpaid wages, and $25,000 in expenses. Curry, married and with four kids, said, “I guess it’s just a prime example of you just got to watch who you have around you. Because this is a guy who I really thought he was my friend.”

The last time Curry was relevant was on draft night in 2001, when he inexplicably went fourth overall to the Bulls. Remember when people were calling him Baby Shaq? (That draft was weak on an epic scale.) What a joke that was. Too bad his contract makes him virtually untradeable – $9 million this year, followed by years of $10 and $11 million – but who wants a 7-footer who is physically not capable of rebounding, anyway?

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