Rosario Dawson is on the cover of some foreign magazine. The details are inconsequential.

Dave Meggett arrested for sexual battery. (USA Today)

Expect a flood of Florida teachers to transfer to the state of Washington. (The News Tribune)

An interview with The Fridge. (Mouthpiece Sports)

Cleveland fans have fond memories of Darius Miles. Don’t we all though? (Waiting For Next Year)

Legal trouble for Lenny Dykstra. (NY Post)

Michigan is looking at some changes in the athletic department. (Mlive)

The Wizards are giving away newspapers. (DC Sports Bog)

Vin Scully reviews Vin Scully. (LA Times)

Victoria Beckham’s underwear ad. (Sports Crackle Pop)

Girl texted 35,000 times in a single month. That’s more than a thousand a day. Her fingers must have the tiniest calluses. (Orlando Sentinel)

Related? One in five teens sends sexually explicit images via electronic devices. (Marketing Charts)

Ninja tries to steal ATMs. I think that happened in Barber Shop. (TC Palm)

In the least surprising development ever: A guy got drunk at Hooters and started hitting on the employees. Isn’t that part of the business model? (News Herald)