ESPN’s draft guru Mel Kiper Jr. – who will tell you how highly he rated Larry Fitzgerald and conveniently ignore how he went incredulously blue in the face when Mike Williams fell all the way to the Lions at #10 – projects the Detroit Lions to take Georgia quarterback Matthew Stafford with the #1 pick in the NFL draft.

Kiper provides common, bushwa justifications such as “the Lions need a quarterback moving forward” and they could use a “face of the franchise” type player.

However, when you look at the Lions’ roster, as people who cover the Lions have bothered to do, drafting Stafford would be disastrous.

What do the Lions have in place to facilitate life for a rookie quarterback?  They have no consistent offensive scheme.  Their skill players, besides Calvin Johnson, aren’t worthy of the designation.  Given one word to describe their offensive line, it’s pervious.  No quarterback could be successful with that.  How valuable is a “face of the franchise” when that face gets slammed to the field turf 52 times?

The Lions are pathetic at nearly every position.  Jim Schwartz and Martin Mayhew need to begin with the basics.  The Lions can’t implement a high-powered passing attack.  They first need offensive linemen who don’t get run around like fools and reverse pancaked.

Detroit would be better off signing a stable veteran quarterback to keep things competent, while they rebuild from the lines outward.  They need to be mediocre before they can be good.

The Lions’ 2009 season will not be a Matthew Berry segment.  Sexy should not enter the lexicon.  Take the guy who is going to shut up and anchor the left side of the line for the next ten years.

Of course then again, this is essentially the same Lions’ braintrust making draft the pick, so Michael Crabtree, come on down!