The Roundup: “It’s Over, Michael. It’s Over.”
Baseball, College Basketball, Death, High School Sports, NBA, NFL, NHL January 23rd. 2009, 8:00am
In honor of Slumdog Millionaire’s Oscar nomination – a double dose of Freida Pinto … Obama’s inauguration was the second most-watched ever – can you guess the first? … more Mexico madness – Tijuana off limits to Marines … even Mrs. Wantanabe is susceptible to fraud in this economic climate … pretty neat guessing game here … Marissa Miller wears small bikinis well … Thain is such a crook, it’s a about time he’s been bounced … Friday’s interview day! …
Monta Ellis returns from his ankle injury tonight against the Cavs. (Mercury News)
Marc Iavaroni has been fired after less than a season and a half in Memphis. (Commercial Appeal)
A tribute to Alonzo Mourning, who retired for about the third time yesterday. (4th and Fail)
Hope the committee would take a 12-loss Notre Dame team over a 9-loss team from the Big 10 or SEC. (College Hoops Journal)
Larry Fitzgerald’s Dad will not be cheering in the Super Bowl press box. (ESPN)
No Sidney Crosby in the NHL All-Star game. (Winnipeg Sun)
High school football coach charged with homicide after a sophomore collapsed during practice and died three days later. (Online Sports Guys)
Giving your winning lottery ticket to someone? Bad idea. (Star-Telegram)
Vecsey has lost his mind: the Lakers are not “Bynum’s team.” Just dumb. (NY Post)
The signing of Prince Fielder tapped out the pitching-poor Brewers. (Brew Crew Ball)
Scott Linehan and the Raiders? (Niners Nation)
West Virginia opens its crucial 9-game stretch with a throttling of Georgetown in DC. (Wash Post)
Well, that certainly is one way to guarantee getting some revenue-sharing bucks. (Globe & Mail)
Tuesday he slept in the Lincoln Bedroom; Thursday, he scored a major upset at Cal. Nice week for Oregon State coach Craig Robinson. (Oregonian)
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January 23rd, 2009 at 8:15 AM
I doubt anyone was watching the guy who created crack in the 80’s being sworn in online, though. The comments on that story are depressing.
January 23rd, 2009 at 8:17 AM
That late trash bucket against by WVU last night cost me the under. Up 15pts and can run out the clock but choose to drive, dish and dunk with less than 15 secs on the clock. Classy…
January 23rd, 2009 at 8:18 AM
Obama’s inauguration was the second most-watched ever – can you guess the first?
Probably JFK.
January 23rd, 2009 at 8:18 AM
Marissa Miller… wow. I’m digging the g-string tan line.
@bsanders — I believe those are trackbacks, rather than comments. But they’re equally funny and awesome as they’re from exactly who you’d think they would be (Savage Politics being my favorite).
January 23rd, 2009 at 8:20 AM
what kind of ratings did the ‘08 Super Bowl get? anybody?
January 23rd, 2009 at 8:25 AM
re: Headline – Dwight cracked me up last night.
January 23rd, 2009 at 8:25 AM
nevermind.
January 23rd, 2009 at 8:25 AM
miz: http://tvbythenumbers.com/2008/02/09/super-bowl-tv-viewers-1967-2008/2625
Most ever, 97.448 mil.
January 23rd, 2009 at 8:26 AM
gotta show Alessandra some ’spect : ridiculous!
January 23rd, 2009 at 8:27 AM
And also, Hillary Swank is NOT hot.
January 23rd, 2009 at 8:32 AM
Nothing on Dwight Howard receiving 3 Million votes? first ever
Magic got crushed last night at home. I take it there is no Ballin today because there were only 2 games last night. weak effort by the Magic
January 23rd, 2009 at 8:35 AM
Nothing on Dwight Howard receiving 3 Million votes? first ever
Really? Yao never received more than 3mil? I thought the entire country of China came together and voted for him every year.
January 23rd, 2009 at 8:42 AM
Are you really that fucking stupid? So by you and that simple, simple brain Nixon created LSD? Because well, he was the president during woodstock, oh yea he must of created sex too since everyone was fucking eachother.
January 23rd, 2009 at 8:45 AM
Miss Freida has no tetas
January 23rd, 2009 at 8:46 AM
i dont want to get anyone too riled up, but if anyone watches GMA, Sam Champion is the weather guy. he NEVER interviews anyone. He’s also the one who was “linked” to Mike Piazza.
anyway, he’s “interviewing” Sanjaya from American Idol right now. it’s not too difficult to connect the dots here. and no, i dont care what he told Howard Stern earlier this week about banging chicks and having a girlfriend.
January 23rd, 2009 at 8:49 AM
oh yea he must of created sex too since everyone was fucking eachother.
The windows are starting to fog in this comment section.
January 23rd, 2009 at 8:50 AM
Sanjaya’s gay?
January 23rd, 2009 at 8:50 AM
Yikes, stripes, somebody needs to check their humor tank, it appears to be on empty. Excuse me, me and my simple, simple brain are going to go hold each other in the corner to try and recover from your intellectually superior verbal evisceration. Forgot it’s not smart to tweak the Reaganites.
January 23rd, 2009 at 8:50 AM
crazy shit at V Tech again. My cousin went to school there
January 23rd, 2009 at 8:52 AM
TBL – Any thoughts about the New Yorker article on the survivalists getting ready for complete economic collapse? Seems right up your alley.
January 23rd, 2009 at 9:00 AM
is it just me or does that pic of the HS coach charged with homicide look like Larry the Cable guy?
January 23rd, 2009 at 9:01 AM
i created LSD when i was on this wicked acid trip
January 23rd, 2009 at 9:02 AM
How’s he getting to the game?
January 23rd, 2009 at 9:07 AM
Reagan was #2, dont ask me which one…
January 23rd, 2009 at 9:08 AM
crazy shit at V Tech again. My cousin went to school there
Crazy Asians as VaTech…
January 23rd, 2009 at 9:08 AM
**#1**
January 23rd, 2009 at 9:08 AM
How’s he getting to the game?
well played sir.
January 23rd, 2009 at 9:11 AM
@illformula- the student was decapitated right?
January 23rd, 2009 at 9:16 AM
@Irish – That’s what I’m hearing from the multiple Alumni that I know. The story is kinda fuzzy, but they say she was decapitated with a butter knife. That’s some serious hate there.
January 23rd, 2009 at 9:20 AM
That should go without saying shouldn’t it?
January 23rd, 2009 at 11:19 AM
Not sure why ND with 12 losses should be considered over some teams. They have a pretty weak resume. Sure, they play in the Big East, but they need to win some of their upcoming games.
The are on a 2 game losing streak, that could get upped to 5 very easily. They also have 4 additional road games, 3 of which they will definitely be dogs. Without some defense played by ND, they could easily be on the outside looking in.