Alessandra Ambrosio is rather pretty. I wonder what toga party she was headed to? (/burn)

Guy gets DUI on way to DUI class. Say it with me now… (Tampa Bay.com)

Delicious pigsplosion? I feel partially responsible for this concoction. (Kansas City Star)

Herm Edwards to… ESPN. (Red Zone)

According to urine, Barry Bonds may have done steroids. (New York Times)

Did we cover the Amy Fischer porn thing? (Philly.com)

Perhaps if Dell and his wife had spelled his name properly Davidson wouldn’t have to make ironic t-shirts. (A Square Game)

Denis Leary talks about Denis Leary movies. (Funny Or Die)

Father throws daughter off a bridge. (The Australian)

Police have dropped the weird Michael Irvin non-holdup investigation. (Star-Telegram)

Stats about the Super Bowl that have no bearing on Sunday’s game. (Sparty & Friends)

What’s going to happen between now and the trading deadline in Phoenix? (Yahoo!)

In defense of Jessica Simpson’s new look. (Major League Jerk)

Terrelle Pryor scares off Ohio State recruits. (Waiting For Next Year)