The guy from Predator (and Batman and Robin!) nails it:

“What you have here is two sets of law enforcement. One set: ‘Oh, pro wrestling, let’s go after the head of that and put him in prison for steroid use.’ And pro wrestling is not even an athletic competition. We went to court and said we’re sports entertainment. Here, you have a legitimate athletic competition with 104 guys using illegal drugs – cheating – and where’s the indictment of Bud Selig on this?”

Will any of the trillion reporters who descend upon Tampa tomorrow at 1:30 pm ask A-Rod his opinion about Bud Selig? And conspiracy theorists can feel free to weight in on this one:

“Baseball was dead in the water until the big home run race between (Mark) McGwire and Sosa – Sammy – and that rejuvenated baseball, made all the profits so Bud Selig could make $17 million a year.”

Gov. Ventura: Where is MLB Commissioner Selig’s indictment? (9 News)