Pink Panther 2’s Aishwarya Rai … everybody likes a solid limerick …”health care rationing” … the NSFW Playboy pics of “singer” Aubrey O’Day … “seven years of wealth gone” … anyone in Minnesota hearing about this? … stimulus bill winners and losers … songs for the unemployed … 9,000 business reporters got it wrongfireball in the Texas sky or satellite debris? … after the jump, a play that will go down as one of the coolest in NBA All-Star game history …

Rough week for UCLA: 0-for-Arizona last week. (LA Times)

Duke loses its fourth game in six tries, this time at BC 80-74. (Eagle in Atl)

Matt Kenseth, another NASCAR driver with an attractive wife, won the rain-shortened Daytona 500. (NASCAR Bits and Pieces)

How many recruiting violations will Lane Kiffin accumulate before the end of next month? (Go Vols)

Even though Stephen Curry’s x-rays are negative, Davidson fans still don’t think he’ll play against Butler next weekend. (Observer, Davidson Cats)

Big 12 football coaches are Lost characters. (The Full Monte Kiffin)

Everybody’s favorite busty Olympic gymnast made the rounds in Phoenix this weekend. (Vid)

A vote to lower JC Romero’s suspension. (Can’t Stop the Bleeding)

Weather ruined the Pebble Beach Pro-Am this weekend, though they’ll try to complete it today. (LA Times)

Stanley Cup runner-up Penguins, struggling to get back into the playoffs, fire their manager. (Post-Gazette)

If you weren’t sure if you’d ever see Gina or Kimbo ever again, Strikeforce is on the case. (USA Today)