A personal favorite, Sophia Bush, and then somebody named Camille Belle jump … Luke P jailed for being $10k behind in child support …America’s banking crisis: Worse than Japan? … woman in Wisconsin talks about spearing (!) 50-pound white sturgeon … great way to lower unemployment: buy people plane tickets out of the country … stupid fake job postings … Sirius lives! … Rachel Bilson might be engagedpop tarts can be dangerous … an auto bailout plan has been pitched (try to contain your anger) …

Issues with the media’s “mock” NCAA bracket: Clemson at 2, Butler at 3, Missouri at 4, and that’s just for starters. (Rush the Court)

The latest golf rockstar: Ryo Ishikawa. (NY Times)

Not like a high school basketball game marred by a brawl that spills into the stands. (Sentelligence)

And the athlete everyone is sick of most award goes to … Favre! A-Rod is 2nd. (Inside Handshake)

The chimp attack story is getting outrageous. Xanax, wine, lyme disease … (NY Post)

Broncos cut fifth defensive starter in two days, CB Dre Bly. (Denver Post)

Forbes must put out a list every day: Las Vegas is America’s emptiest city, narrowly edging Detroit. (List)

Who will make a better pro, Thabeet or DeJuan Blair? (Ballin is a Habit)

“The team doesn’t need Alex the way he’s playing right now,” is probably not what you want to hear from your coach before the team goes on the road and leaves you behind. (Globe and Mail)

Perhaps NBA All-Star game ratings still remain low because the game is on cable? (Sports Media Watch)