Bud Selig Is Not a Humanist
Baseball, Drugs February 20th. 2009, 4:30pm
Bud Selig claims that he began pushing for a steroid policy in 1995. It was not until the 2005 season, that baseball had a testing regime with meaningful penalties. Selig doesn’t “know how anyone could have done more than we’ve already done.€
The commissioner underestimates the human capacity for achievement. Forgive me for besmirching Mr. Selig’s own Herculean effort, but here are four accomplishments that took less time than baseball needed to enact a coherent steroids policy.
Landing on the Moon: On May 25, 1961, President Kennedy challenged NASA to land a man on the moon and return him safely to earth. The Apollo Space Program began in 1963 and landed Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin on the Moon in July 20, 1969. NASA did not need to be called before Congress to explain themselves.
Winning the Second World War: Whether you date from the beginning of the Second Sino-Japenese War on July 7, 1937, Hitler’s invasion of Poland on Sept. 1, 1939 or the bombing of Pearl Harbor on Dec. 7, 1941, the Allied victory in World War II took less time than the steroid policy. (Nazi Germany + Imperial Japan > Donald Fehr and Gene Orza)
Paradise Lost: John Milton began Paradise Lost in 1658. His epic was published in 1667. Blind by this point, Milton dictated the entire ten-book, blank verse poem to his daughters and assistants. This took less time than it took baseball to implement a steroid policy.
Sistene Chapel Ceiling: Between 1508 and 1512, legendary artist Michaelangelo painted over 300 figures on 12,000 square feet of ceiling in the Sistene Chapel. One of mankind’s greatest artistic endeavors in scale and in skill, it took less than half as long as the steroid policy.
The IOC banned anabolic steroids in 1973 and the NFL did so as well in 1987.  Essentially, every other major sporting body in the world had a steroid policy in place well beforehand. MLB finally implementing a real enforcement regime in 2005 is hardly “farther than anyone ever dreamed possible.€
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February 20th, 2009 at 4:32 PM
But Bud did it faster than Terence Malick makes a movie.
/Sick of steroids and baseball
//Seriously – enough!
February 20th, 2009 at 4:35 PM
Ty Duffy-Fainaru-Wada: Enough roids stories!
February 20th, 2009 at 4:42 PM
Ty Duffy-Fainaru-Wada: Enough roids stories!
How exactly did that “Murderer’s Row” of Fainaru-Wada & TJ Quinn get beat on the A-Rod story by Selena Roberts, then scooped on A-Rod’s trainer today by ESPN Radio dweeb Andrew Marchand? Those guys were hired for that exact purpose, and they don’t get the story? It’s kinda like Pedro Gomez. WTF does he do w/out Barry? He’s standing around doing fluff spring training pieces in Arizona.
February 20th, 2009 at 4:43 PM
It’s February. There’s no football. TBL handles basketball. What do you want me to write about?
February 20th, 2009 at 4:45 PM
Combine.
February 20th, 2009 at 4:45 PM
It’s February. There’s no football. TBL handles basketball. What do you want me to write about?
on second thought…..
February 20th, 2009 at 4:45 PM
How about a fantasy baseball post?
February 20th, 2009 at 4:46 PM
I think Bud should keep quiet on the subject. He’s not doing himself any favors by bringing it up. However, how is it all his fault? In my opinion, the union is as much to blame. Even if Selig wanted to do something about it in 1995 (I doubt it), he didn’t have the authority to implement it without the union’s agreement.
February 20th, 2009 at 4:47 PM
Fainaru-Wada & TJ Quinn are slime
February 20th, 2009 at 4:47 PM
Anything else. Break down the VORP of utility infielders from third-world countries if you want. List your five favorite Tecmo Super Bowl players. Describe the best Reuben you’ve ever had, where you acquired it, and how easy it slid out. Any of those three topics would be more welcome than anything involving A-Rod, Selig, or steroids.
February 20th, 2009 at 4:49 PM
Off topic:
Did anybody watch Dollhouse last week? I sat down to watch it with my girl and fell asleep, now she wants me to watch it and get caught caught up for tonight’s episode. Thoughts? Feelings?
February 20th, 2009 at 4:49 PM
Good idea. Could use some tips on a baseball keeper league. Just starting the league this season.
February 20th, 2009 at 4:50 PM
Bo Jackson
Barry Sanders
Randal Cunningham
Reggie White
Bo Jackson
February 20th, 2009 at 4:52 PM
It was alright, nothing special. Hoping it gets better this week.
February 20th, 2009 at 4:52 PM
Describe the best Reuben you’ve ever had, where you acquired it, and how easy it slid out
Carnegie Deli, 1996. Came out like a champion.
February 20th, 2009 at 4:54 PM
RPR – Is that a picture of Iggy Pop, Jim from the Office, or you?
February 20th, 2009 at 4:55 PM
Great idea.
February 20th, 2009 at 4:55 PM
+1
February 20th, 2009 at 4:57 PM
Describe the best Rachel you’ve ever had, where you acquired it, and how easy it slid out
Monk’s Restaurant, 1993. Came out fine because pastrami is the finest of the cured meats
/hernia’d
February 20th, 2009 at 4:57 PM
Jerry Rice owned it.
February 20th, 2009 at 4:59 PM
christian okoye was vastly underrated.
February 20th, 2009 at 4:59 PM
Great job ty
February 20th, 2009 at 5:00 PM
Iggy. I don’t usually look that stoked. Unless it is a pay day Friday. Which it isn’t.
February 20th, 2009 at 5:00 PM
boobs.
February 20th, 2009 at 5:01 PM
It’s not all Bud’s fault. But when you are the leader of an organization, you take responsibility.
All that he has had to do the last five years was say “I’m sorry. We didn’t do enough to combat this at the time. We will learn from our mistakes moving forward.”
To deny responsibility and continue to make excuses like a small child is shameful. To say that they did everything possible and “more than anyone ever dreamed possible” is treating us like we’re idiots.
I’m 25 years old, and there’s a high probability I’ve never seen a World Series that wasn’t tainted by steroids. That’s not acceptable, especially when every other sporting organization in the world did a better job dealing with it.
February 20th, 2009 at 5:01 PM
Tell that to Steve Atwater
February 20th, 2009 at 5:02 PM
Reuben – Steve’s Deli, Bloomfield Hills Michigan. It’s rated one of the top ten delis in the country. Fantastico.
I haven’t been to Carnegie yet. Hope to do so in the near future.
February 20th, 2009 at 5:04 PM
Sid Bream was rippling with muscle.
February 20th, 2009 at 5:04 PM
Wasn’t Cunningham just “QB Eagles”? Also, Bo Jackson was, no question, the best. Couldn’t tackle him.
February 20th, 2009 at 5:04 PM
ty…went there this summer. don’t waste your time, it’s a tourist trap and is WAY overpriced.
February 20th, 2009 at 5:07 PM
I’ll see your Atwater and raise you a Darrell Reid.
February 20th, 2009 at 5:08 PM
tyduffy:
standing-o for writing about roids and baseball without dropping the nickname of the yankees third baseman. the sensational nonsense over said player for going on two weeks now is not *the* story; selig is. all of this is happening under his watch. he stuck his head in the sand because the cash registers were ringing.
no matter what he claims, he still has the “best interests of baseball” clause to invoke. if the players freaked for getting tested, he could have had a lockout. imagine the outcry if the players association would have walked out over the right to traffic illegal drugs (or prescribe drugs without a license)!
this nonsense over the yankees third baseman is a symptom. the problem is selig.
and bonus points for writing a baseball story without the word “metrics.” ugh.
February 20th, 2009 at 5:09 PM
3 blocks from the house i grew up in. also shares the parking lot with the Machus Red Fox, last place Jimmy Hoffa was seen.
February 20th, 2009 at 5:10 PM
the nhl would be refreshing.
February 20th, 2009 at 5:10 PM
Yeah, and Jim Kelly was QB Bills.
February 20th, 2009 at 5:11 PM
come on sanders. That was a D-lineman going against a fullback. Atwater was a safety going against a freight train
February 20th, 2009 at 5:12 PM
/Fixed
February 20th, 2009 at 5:12 PM
It’s totally fair to bash Bud, and IMHO, he’s not getting bashed enough. The day the owners fired Vincent, then named Bud interim (soon to be full-time) commissioner, I knew baseball was going to be in trouble. The idea for a commissioner I could picture being dramatized the way “Eight Men Out” dramatized it, with owners not knowing what the hell to do upon the aftermath of the Black Sox scandal and basically crawling to Judge Landis on their knees to accept this ‘independent’ position.
Once Selig was named full-time, independence went out the window. Selig was an O-W-N-E-R. And once you’re that way, you’ll always be an owner. How could he possibly have been or still to this day be objective?
February 20th, 2009 at 5:34 PM
ty – i like the post, but i am a baseball nut. thinking of flying to Lakeland to see the Tigers play next weekend.
Selig is certainly fair game to critize. He was asleep at the switch on this subject. I think he has done some really good things, too. I love interleague play (but there are too many games) and I love the wild card and divisions as currently constructed.
Until this whole mess hit the fan, the players union had the owners and the Selig by the rocks and would simply twist whenever necessary. Not an excuse. Selig should have gone public during contract negociations and let the union go on strike. He would have come across as anit-doping and the union as pro-doping. He didn’t have the stomach for the fight. The union had better leadership and it hurt the game terribly.
I wish the owners would wake up and hire somebody new. Bud’s time has passed.
Keep the baseball posts ty!
February 20th, 2009 at 5:37 PM
I’m not trying to defend Selig. I’m just tired of hearing him being the only one raked over the coals over the steriod issue. He’s brought alot of it on himself by never knowing when to close his piehole about it.
February 20th, 2009 at 5:49 PM
Selig is the Pope of baseball. He will die in that position.
February 20th, 2009 at 6:33 PM
Selig isn’t taking any fucking responsibility for any of the steroids, which is WHY he’s being raked over the coals. Screw that guy.
February 20th, 2009 at 10:31 PM
Selig needs to come out with a statement like this:
“I knew what was going on. The owners knew what was going on. The union heads knew what was going on. We let it get to a point that it got out of control. At that point, I tried to get a drug-testing policy in place. The union fought me tooth-and-nail at every turn, and were hell-bent in making sure that the players would not get drug tested. Once I was able to get a preliminary test in place, the union heads went so far as to alert players when supposed “random” tests were to be administered. Despite the advanced notice, enough MLB players tested positive enough for PEDs to warrant further drug testing.
Up until this point, I have held back divulging my true feelings on this topic. The summer of 1998 was a magical time for baseball. It lifted us out of the abyss created by the strike of 1994. However, it was a double-edged sword that created the PED monster we have to deal with currently. I came to realize that MLB could not continue on this path, and tried to influence the MLBPA to realize the situation. They refused to acknowledge that there was any issue, and that has led to where we are today.”
/Truth, but no one will ever come out and say it’d
February 21st, 2009 at 2:10 AM
Tecmo Bowl > Tecmo Super Bowl
February 21st, 2009 at 7:53 AM
RPR i just started a keeper league last year and it was awesome. If you want any help let me know.