Starting the day with Halle Berry … what’s Warren Buffett doing with his loot? …the postmaster general is clocking over $800k (!) a year … this qualifies Palin for Obama’s cabinet, right? …if you’re into doom and gloom, this book could be for you … deflation fearmongering on CNN … hair weave stops bullet … you probably won’t want to bail out the automakers after reading this … the day before Rihanna’s 21st birthday, her battered police photo emerges (after the jump) …

The ten greatest sports scenes in non-sports movies, and No. 3’s quite funny. (Orlando Sentinel)

Scott Linehan went 2+ seasons in St. Louis, feuded with the team’s best players – Holt, Bulger, Jackson – and now he’s been hired as offensive coordinator in Detroit. Poor Calvin Johnson. (Post-Dispatch)

UCLA tops Washington, stays in the Pac-10 hunt. The Pac-10 smells like the Big 10, only slightly better with more athletic players. (LA Times)

Xavier loses to Charlotte, opens door for Dayton to steal the A-10. (Cincy Enquirer)

Like David Ortiz, a couple guys on the Cubs are in favor of a 1-year suspension if caught using sterids. (Southtown Star)

Yes, Bud Selig is the real shame in this entire steroids mess. (Mushnick)

Unsavory character named in Mitchell Report was still reportedly hanging out frequently with a certain slugger. ESPN did a massive story on him two years ago. (NYDN, ESPN)

To avoid surgery, Jose Guillen fought the ingrown toenail … and Jose Guillen won. (KC Star)

The “best” high school football player in the country, Bryce Brown, who previously committed to Miami, but sort of backed off, will visit the Canes in March. (Miami Herald)

Pay-to-read models on the internet that work. (Slate)

What it was like to be in Paso Robles when Lance sped through. (WC Bias)

Santa Clara hoops star John Stevens talks to a blog. (Rush the Court)

Documents tying Bonds to positive drug tests and doping calendars won’t fly in court, says judge. (NY Times)