Lendale White Will Beat You With His Belt Buckle
1-liner, Courts, Legal, NFL February 24th. 2009, 10:30amLendale White: “According to the report, White, listed as an unknown suspect, ‘began striking the victim with a belt and belt buckle’ before the parties got in their vehicle and fled. Hoch required hospitalization for lacerations, the offense report stated.” (Tennessean)
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February 24th, 2009 at 10:32 AM
So one-liners are just headlines now?
February 24th, 2009 at 10:33 AM
best 1-liner evAr!
February 24th, 2009 at 10:35 AM
I’m intrigued now. I wonder if the next exciting installment will fulfill all my expectations.
…or maybe TBL has finally LOST his mind (get it, “Lost”? Because that’s a show he likes and it’s about weird questions that seem to have no answers even though the answers are all promised for the next episode?)
February 24th, 2009 at 10:35 AM
Guess the economic cutbacks are affecting even one-liners
February 24th, 2009 at 10:35 AM
Who is… some stupid chick dumb enough to date him.
February 24th, 2009 at 10:37 AM
link?
February 24th, 2009 at 10:37 AM
It’s missing the “commenters doing all the work” tag.
February 24th, 2009 at 10:38 AM
anyone who listens to stern: how great was the gary and wendy quiz this morning?
February 24th, 2009 at 10:41 AM
Fascinating. This is how the cricket and soccer posts should be.
February 24th, 2009 at 10:42 AM
drop me an email next time, people
Artie was en fuego this morning, SW.
February 24th, 2009 at 10:43 AM
Threadjack
“Tony Pauline of SI.com reports that Ohio State cornerback Malcolm Jenkins ran 40-yard dashes on Tuesday ranging from 4.52 to 4.58 seconds.”
He gonna be a safety!
/Threadjack
February 24th, 2009 at 12:28 PM
I guess Lendale isn’t privy to the whole Chris Brown/Rihanna situation right now, is he? He’s an assclown for this.