Marko Jaric Eloped with Victoria’s Secret Model Adriana Lima on Valentine’s Weekend
Athletes and Celebrities February 24th. 2009, 9:00am
Finally, one of the greatest athlete-model mysteries of all-time can be put to rest. The beautiful, leggy Adriana Lima, who once dated Derek Jeter and claimed to be a virgin, is now married after eloping on Valentine’s Weekend with NBA reserve Marko Jaric.
Two few safe-for-work links: Note the mirror and this looks like a fun job.
(The People story is rife with errors: Jaric is not a star, and he was recently traded from the Wolves to the Grizzlies.)
18 Responses to “Marko Jaric Eloped with Victoria’s Secret Model Adriana Lima on Valentine’s Weekend”
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February 24th, 2009 at 9:05 AM
i think we all should be considering getting surgery to put our eyes closer together if it lands us VS models.
February 24th, 2009 at 9:06 AM
That’s pretty sad considering People is the only Time Inc. publication with paid fact checkers. I wish Lima had gone for someone a little more rugged, but hey, she’s still the G.O.A.T. of models in my book.
February 24th, 2009 at 9:06 AM
does this mean Jeter stayed true to A-Rod the whole time?
February 24th, 2009 at 9:08 AM
zing
+4
February 24th, 2009 at 9:11 AM
really tempted to post the ‘luckiest man on the face of the earth’ speech
http://www.americanrhetoric.com/speeches/lougehrigfarewelltobaseball.htm
February 24th, 2009 at 9:13 AM
Jaric’s remind me of the cookie monster googly eye stuffed animal I once had as a child.
February 24th, 2009 at 9:13 AM
Pig Tails!
February 24th, 2009 at 9:15 AM
Put on a funny little hat and give him a sword and he’s Zorro.
February 24th, 2009 at 9:15 AM
This guy?
February 24th, 2009 at 9:16 AM
bsanders- Correct.
February 24th, 2009 at 9:17 AM
This guy?
February 24th, 2009 at 9:18 AM
KC – What’s MikeNYC’s favorite movie have to do with this?
February 24th, 2009 at 9:21 AM
He must have a hammer… Or he gave her and STD and she feels like she’s stuck with him.
February 24th, 2009 at 9:21 AM
*an
February 24th, 2009 at 9:22 AM
But have you heard the remix?
February 24th, 2009 at 9:41 AM
Jaric reminds me of this guy.
February 24th, 2009 at 10:27 AM
Wow did she out kick her coverage. Not bad for an over hyped model who has a nice body butta face that has that weird foreign I just smelled a fart look. Tons of models ahead of her but she was able to grab one that can afford her drug addiction of her choice. Good for her.
February 24th, 2009 at 12:03 PM
Sarcasm, right? How does anyone out kick their coverage with Jaric?