Everyone’s favorite Pigsplosive Ladykiller Matt Cassel has been traded to Kansas City. Per Pro Football Talk: “Adam Schefter of NFL Network reports that the deal is done — Cassel has been traded from the Patriots to the Chiefs.”

So, now that Brady is married and doomed to continue on the down slope of his career (/science), the Patriots have gone and traded the most coveted backup QB since Elvis Grbac.

Update: Cassel’s $14-point-something Million 1-year deal remains in tact until the Chiefs can negotiate a long-term deal. The details of the deal aren’t yet clear, but all that Franchise Tag money has come off the Pats’ salary cap.

[PFT]