Archive for March, 2009

The Man, the Myth: According to an Email, This Blonde Has Stolen Tim Tebow’s Heart

Posted March 31, 2009, 12:21 pm by Jason McIntyre (2 Comments)

Exclusive! According to the plugged-in reader in Florida named Parker, this young lady may have stolen the heart of America’s QB, Tim Tebow. We don’t have her name yet, nor her Facebook or Twitter account, but apparently the two have been “hanging out” for quite some time. At a bar named Dragonfly in Gainesville, apparently.

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Jim Calhoun Did Not Sleep Well Last Night

Posted March 26, 2009, 4:45 pm by Jason McIntyre (9 Comments)

UConn Violations Update: Even the Hartford Courant came down surprisingly hard on Calhoun and Connecticut the day after Yahoo dropped a bomb on the program. SI’s Seth Davis claims the NCAA has already contacted UConn and asked the school to look into Yahoo’s allegations. And ESPN is reporting that Ater Majok, who becomes eligible in [...]

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Wonder if Jim Calhoun’s Health and the Impending NCAA Investigation Make This His Final Year in Storrs

Posted March 25, 2009, 9:45 am by Jason McIntyre (No Comments)

This sinewy gentleman on the right is Nate Miles. UConn coach Jim Calhoun once said that the 6-foot-7 Miles possessed “as much basketball ability” as any player he’d ever brought to Connecticut. Turns out that the Huskies broke all sorts of rules to land Miles – who was expelled from UConn for violating a restraining [...]

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So How Are Those Negotiations Going?

Posted March 24, 2009, 2:00 pm by Jason McIntyre (12 Comments)

[UPDATE: In speaking with Mr. Schefter, he states that this report is false.] Earlier this month, we heard that contract negotiations between NFL.com and its top reporter, Adam Schefter, had gone south. Yesterday, the Watchdog reported that Schefter’s work – by all accounts, he was NFL.com’s version of Fox’s Jay Glazer and ESPN’s Chris Mortensen [...]

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Derek Jeter is Living Large in Tampa

Posted March 20, 2009, 12:00 pm by Jason McIntyre (3 Comments)

Derek Jeter: The Yankees shortstop is building a 7-bedroom, 9-bathroom behemoth of a house on Davis Islands in Tampa. The house is 30,875 square feet, and the Tampa Tribune notes that “the average Best Buy store is 39,700 square feet.” Funniest comment on the newspaper site: “Why would a single guy with no kids need [...]

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Claim: Kevin Youkilis is Probably the Ugliest Athlete

Posted March 19, 2009, 2:15 pm by Jason McIntyre (66 Comments)

Youk has only three body parts, all hideously oversized: an enormous set of gnomish, bushy forearms; a massive, casaba melon-size white head; and a cauldronlike belly. He has a truly awesome bristle of thick red chin hair that makes his face look like a cross between a vagina and something out of The Hobbit.

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Dan Wetzel, Please Step Away From the NCAA Bracket

Posted March 19, 2009, 10:45 am by Ty Duffy (20 Comments)

Many people take NCAA tournament brackets far too seriously. Yahoo! Sports’ Dan Wetzel certainly appears to be one of them. Check out the intro to this column.

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