Larry Johnson, Fashion Plate
NFL March 2nd. 2009, 5:45pm
His girlfriend was a big deal in the 90s and the trucker hat/camo combo popped at the turn of the century. Is this what becomes of those who get kicked to the curb by Jay-Z?
Scott Pioli must be mortified. And needy, seeing as how Jamaal Charles isn’t a franchise back. With QB taken care off, one would have to assume that the Chiefs will spend at least one mid or late-round pick on a RB (pick a name, any name) to be their Thunder to Charles’ Lightning.
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March 2nd, 2009 at 5:49 PM
I don’t remember this. Then again, I don’t say “popped” either so maybe we go to different tailors.
March 2nd, 2009 at 5:58 PM
he lives in the midwest so he cant be blamed if he is like 9 years behind current fashion.
March 2nd, 2009 at 6:00 PM
SC opens with Housh with the Seahawks
March 2nd, 2009 at 6:00 PM
no details, though
March 2nd, 2009 at 6:03 PM
John Clayton says a deal is in place … but still no numbers.
This has been a fun week for NFL free agency
March 2nd, 2009 at 6:04 PM
tbl who did you pick for bill simmons first rd opponent?
March 2nd, 2009 at 6:06 PM
5 yrs, 40 mil for Housh
$15 mil guaranteed
March 2nd, 2009 at 6:08 PM
I read the the Bucs signed Niko Koutouvides
/that’ll make ‘em forget Derrick Brooks
//you freed up $50 million for him?
March 2nd, 2009 at 6:10 PM
5 yrs, 40 mil for Housh
$15 mil guaranteed
Now all they need is a quarterback, running back and four offensive linemen.
March 2nd, 2009 at 6:11 PM
Does SEA still grab Crabtree. Him, Housh, + a healthy Hasselbeck could easily win that division.
Or do they go o-line?
Or possibly B.J. Raji.
March 2nd, 2009 at 6:14 PM
i’d guess seattle goes OL
March 2nd, 2009 at 6:16 PM
Housh is meh, to short to be a big receiver, too slow to be a burner, a solid #2 but nowhere near a #1.
March 2nd, 2009 at 6:19 PM
he better not wonder into 100 acre forest for there may be a blustery day and he would lose that cap.
March 2nd, 2009 at 6:20 PM
112 grabs, 1,100 yards, and 12 TDs with Fitzpatrick at QB and the corpse of Chad Johnson playing opposite him last season.
He’s no Randy Moss but he’s a very good WR.
Of course, he’s getting up there in age …
March 2nd, 2009 at 6:21 PM
brady won a super bowl with deion branch and troy brown.
Housh is more than fine as the possession guy and have Robinson/Branch paired with him.
if warner doesn’t go to SF, i’ll take seattle to win the division
March 2nd, 2009 at 6:42 PM
Sounds like a whole bunch of meh receivers, being thrown to by a meh QB protected by a meh line. No thanks.
March 2nd, 2009 at 7:19 PM
Fixed
March 2nd, 2009 at 8:09 PM
I thought that was Grandmama.
March 3rd, 2009 at 8:01 AM
THANKS @bsanders !!!
March 3rd, 2009 at 9:25 AM
Yeah, Larry looks like he can’t decide whether or not he’s best friends with Kellen Winslow or your next-door neighbor truck driver.
He’s going to acquiesce with The Kansas City Mob (Chiefs). He’s not going to have a choice because his trade value is non-existent. And I’m not sure they’ll cut him unless he spits on his Chili.