Happy Friday my office worker friends. I’ll be here this weekend slangin’ blog rocks just like Bodie used to. Until the clock strikes midnight, here’s Bar Rafaeli. She’s endorsing Hurley beachwear. I have to say, that idea is just dumb enough to work.

Anyway, make sure to stop by this weekend and send me lots of tips so I don’t have to work hard or (preferably) at all. I can be reached via Gmail @ alumnigonzo.

Carrie Underwood and Hilary Duff WAGing together? Brilliant. (Sports Crackle Pop)

Maria Sharapova returned to tennis action and boy did she look nice! (Down the Line!)

Zindane thinks Steve Gerrard is the best player in soccer. Let the comments section debate begin! (Unprofessional Foul)

National high school tournament featuring some of the top teams in the nation. (USA Today)

A look at scouting in the D.R. (The Mag)

Court rules home schooling is OK as long as the Bible isn’t the main text book. /generalization’d (WRAL.com)

I say pay the college coaches tons of money – it’s not like the kids are getting it. (Wall Street Journal)

Ambiorix Burgos just doesn’t have the ring of ‘Chris Brown.’ (Daily News)

The UFL is an imposter! If you had any doubts, the columnist took an unwarranted and uneducated shot at Versus and the NHL to prove his point. Also, he assumes Mike Vick isn’t welcome back to the NFL. (Tennessean)

Minka Kelly is going to be on a whole new show I don’t watch in a new CW show. Set your DVR’s! (The Hollywood Reporter via Hot Clicks)

Alexander Ovechkin is so good at hockey he’s the Kobe of the NHL. (Stet Sports Blog)

Former Syracuse player Donte Greene has to deal with popcorn in his car and alleged recruiting violations. (Sacramento Bee)

After the jump… Bill Belichick, Charlie Weis and Bon Jovi performing together. Don’t act like you were anticipating this occurrence. Video courtesy of the oft-imitated, never equaled, Josh Q Public.