Kristin Cavallari … another stimulus package? …”I can’t do anything wrong when I’m in the pool” … is your state in trouble? … Stewart registers 2nd round KO of Cramer … student sues airline over lost Xbox … do not dress like the Joker and point a gun at the cops … blogger’s looking at jail time … after the jump, the buzzer-beater that would have had us asleep by 11:30 …

First time on a golf course … and she gets a hole in one. (St. Pete Times)

Cheerleaderology. Missouri and Oklahoma, come on down! (College Hoops Net)

Part II of the Sports Blogger survey. (Sports Media Journal)

Try not to laugh: Mom catches son masturbating, punches her in the face. (Only in Florida)

For the Big 10 lovers: Michigan State, good or just lucky? (WSJ)

Radio guys to play girls high school basketball team. (Uwe Blog, Game Time)

When two newspapers cities go from one to … none? (NYT)

Lefty the short game genius. (Tuna Golf)

Johan Santana’s first spring start goes well, so no need to panic Mets fans. (NY Post)

Never been a fan of Joel Stein, but makes some damn good points here. (Time)

San Francisco food banks are thankful for the Michael Phelps bong hit. (SF Chronicle)

Roger Federer’s going to be a dad. (His website)

How about the Dodgers bring back Pedro? (LA Times)