Candace Parker Is a Great Human: She’s Got a “C cup she is proud of but never flaunts.”
Where's the WNBA tag? March 16th. 2009, 11:00am
Last week, a blogger sent around the image of the latest ESPN the Mag with a pregnant Candace Parker on the cover. Interest, piqued. Our magazine arrived in the mail Thursday and we greatly enjoyed this intro:
Candace Parker is beautiful. Breathtaking, really, with flawless skin, endless legs and a C cup she is proud of but never flaunts. She is also the best at what she does, a record-setter, a rule-breaker, a redefiner. She is a woman who plays like a man, one of the boys, if the boys had C cups and flawless skin.
It’s a story to grab everyone – males, the lesbians who follow the WNBA, and Madison Avenue. She’s the male version of Derek Jeter, Tom Brady! All the girls want to be her friend, and all the guys want to get with her. Wonder if the Landlord has a shotgun?
The Selling of Candace Parker (ESPN the Mag)
22 Responses to “Candace Parker Is a Great Human: She’s Got a “C cup she is proud of but never flaunts.””
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March 16th, 2009 at 11:06 AM
Really, the fact that she has a C cup is supposed to make me interested? It seems everywhere i turn the ladies are now flaunting C cups or better.
March 16th, 2009 at 11:08 AM
Landlord should be thanking God every minute of his life that he was able to get her.
March 16th, 2009 at 11:10 AM
Yuck.
March 16th, 2009 at 11:11 AM
I bet she wont flaunt her C-section either.
March 16th, 2009 at 11:12 AM
Sand Dollars
March 16th, 2009 at 11:17 AM
i don’t know if i’m authorized to hand these out but: irish +2
March 16th, 2009 at 11:20 AM
I take it that “landlord” link was before you started editing comments?
March 16th, 2009 at 11:20 AM
I was about to say how sexist this is when I clicked on the link and saw a female wrote this. I’m to assume she’s a lesbian right? No one’s writing about how big Tom Brady’s talent is. Very weird at best and unprofessional at worst.
March 16th, 2009 at 11:22 AM
Maybe it was a shot at female athletes who use their sexuality to promote themselves?
March 16th, 2009 at 11:23 AM
/NTTAWWT
March 16th, 2009 at 11:23 AM
Wow bsanders… the comments on that post are amazing. How far we’ve come..
March 16th, 2009 at 11:24 AM
March 16th, 2009 at 11:32 AM
i kinda thought the same thing. if a dude was writing about a male athlete’s body like that, any self-respecting editor would kill the story.
and rightfully so.
March 16th, 2009 at 11:34 AM
Wow I am a lot dumber now after reading the comments on the “landlord” post who the hell where those people and where are they today?
March 16th, 2009 at 11:35 AM
Also, why would someone be “proud” of their cup size? You didnt do shit to earn those, unless you bought them. Your cup size is what your mama gave you. All sorts of things wrong with that opening.
March 16th, 2009 at 12:05 PM
go to vegas or miami, ask around, let me know your findings
March 16th, 2009 at 12:11 PM
Rockabye still comments here. What the fuck is this?
March 16th, 2009 at 12:14 PM
@nickp- im hoping that comment was a joke at the totality of the ridiculousness nature of the entire comment section
March 16th, 2009 at 12:14 PM
Also, why would someone be “proud†of their cup size? You didnt do shit to earn those, unless you bought them. Your cup size is what your mama gave you. All sorts of things wrong with that opening.
And also isn’t that an odd thing to be proud of when you’re pregnant? I’ve never gotten a girlfriend pregnant (thank God), but I seem to remember reading somewhere that pregnancy increases cup size very noticeably. So she got knocked up and suddenly she’s proud of her tits like they’ve been that way all along? A bit disingenuous if you ask me.
March 16th, 2009 at 1:19 PM
I’d hit it. She’s attractive and that’s usually uncommon for a 6-foot-4 woman who can probably bench more than me. But that being said, she did let one of the ugliest human beings walking God’s green earth bury his D. And that man is Sheldon ‘Fivehead’ Williams. That’s right, fivehead. Not forehead. Just google him and look at that noggin’.
March 16th, 2009 at 1:22 PM
It’s a WNBA story, so good fucking luck with that ESPN.
March 16th, 2009 at 2:33 PM
It’s a WNBA story, so good fucking luck with that ESPN.
Not even for a double decker would I read it