Archive for March 19th, 2009

Claim: Kevin Youkilis is Probably the Ugliest Athlete

Posted March 19, 2009, 2:15 pm by Jason McIntyre (66 Comments)

Youk has only three body parts, all hideously oversized: an enormous set of gnomish, bushy forearms; a massive, casaba melon-size white head; and a cauldronlike belly. He has a truly awesome bristle of thick red chin hair that makes his face look like a cross between a vagina and something out of The Hobbit.

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Dan Wetzel, Please Step Away From the NCAA Bracket

Posted March 19, 2009, 10:45 am by Ty Duffy (20 Comments)

Many people take NCAA tournament brackets far too seriously. Yahoo! Sports’ Dan Wetzel certainly appears to be one of them. Check out the intro to this column.

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