It Was Inevitable: Erin Andrews vs. Bill Simmons
2009 Culture Tournament March 24th. 2009, 6:15pm
The Elite Eight is here. Cinderella was on the cover of the SI Swimsuit issue, Tiger and LeBron remain, and Erin Andrews faces her toughest test of the tournament: fellow ESPNer Bill Simmons. Vote early. Then tell your friends. The regional finals voting will remain open through Friday. We’ll do the Final Four next week.
No. 1 Tiger Woods vs. 14 Bar Refaeli
- Bar Refaeli (55%, 1,151 Votes)
- Tiger Woods (45%, 941 Votes)
Total Voters: 2,092
Loading ...No. 1 Megan Fox vs. No. 10 Marko Jaric's Wife
- Megan Fox (59%, 1,234 Votes)
- Marko Jaric's Wife (41%, 848 Votes)
Total Voters: 2,082
Loading ...No. 1 Erin Andrews vs. No. 3 Bill Simmons
- Erin Andrews (60%, 1,371 Votes)
- Bill Simmons (40%, 903 Votes)
Total Voters: 2,274
Loading ...No. 5 Plaxico Burress Shooting Himself vs. No. 2 LeBron James
- Plaxico Burress Shooting Himself (51%, 1,021 Votes)
- LeBron James (49%, 998 Votes)
Total Voters: 2,019
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March 24th, 2009 at 6:26 PM
TBL…i don’t know what ballots you stuffed last time to get Tiger Woods past Cheryl Cole, but you’re gonna need to pull ‘em again. there’s no justice in this cruel, cruel world if TW looses to some smokin’ beaver. it’s just not right.
/dreaming of a TW vs. lebron finals
March 24th, 2009 at 6:28 PM
I did my part for Tiger… Although Bar is just orgasmic.
Would the masses please get it right and get Megan Fox out of this thing already?
March 24th, 2009 at 6:29 PM
Since she is by far more successful shouldn’t she be referred to as Adriana Lima and he be referred to as her husband? Or is TBL just trying to rig the competition?
March 24th, 2009 at 6:33 PM
I’ll take a smokin’ beaver over a tiger any day, no matter how cool that tiger is.
March 24th, 2009 at 6:39 PM
EA only 61%? Who would have thought the sports guy would be the one to give her a “run” for the money.
March 24th, 2009 at 6:39 PM
i’m watchin the new friday the 13th…the way jason kills the first girl is just ingenius…you gotta give it to that jason. he really knows how to kill
March 24th, 2009 at 6:39 PM
spencer – just mentioned it this weekend, and enough newbies voted, i guess.
March 24th, 2009 at 6:43 PM
boobies!
http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/weird/Woman-Allegedly-Steals-New-Breasts.html
March 24th, 2009 at 6:46 PM
well, in that case, it’s not lookin’ good for eldrick.
March 24th, 2009 at 6:48 PM
at one point wouldn’t they just post signs every where that says
“if you are around that ages of 18 to 24 and like to smoke pot and have pre-marital sex while camping stay away. thank you. crystal lake gounds association”
March 24th, 2009 at 6:50 PM
grounds*
March 24th, 2009 at 6:55 PM
heads up to anyone with cinemax … hollow man is about 40 mins in. you know what scene is coming up
cough
rhona mitra
cough
/invisible
March 24th, 2009 at 6:58 PM
Are you talking about the rape scene?
March 24th, 2009 at 7:05 PM
TBL’s favorite TV scene of all time.
March 24th, 2009 at 7:07 PM
Oh god, if I don’t vote for Erin and Bar and every hot chick, everyone on this blog who has no idea who I am will think I am possibly gay even though they have no idea who I actually voted for.
/The average TBL voter
//Uncomfortable with own sexuality?
March 24th, 2009 at 7:08 PM
Dunno about that scene, but that’s one of my favorite TV shows of all time.
March 24th, 2009 at 7:09 PM
how would we know?
March 24th, 2009 at 7:10 PM
TBL’s favorite song of all time.
March 24th, 2009 at 7:10 PM
So now we can’t even vote for women we like because that would mean we’re hiding something? And aren’t the votes anonymous anyway?
/voted for Simmons’d
March 24th, 2009 at 7:14 PM
It’s up there. V. Mars creator Rob Thomas is awesome. I used to love his show Cupid with Piven back in the day, where “let’s hug it out” actually originated. They shot the show on location in Chicago and used so many good spots. Now, they’re remaking it with Bobby Canavalle and transplanting it to Manhattan. The female lead is no Paula Marshall, that’s for sure.
March 24th, 2009 at 7:16 PM
i voted for simmons and tiger. one because i like to read simmons(gasp! yeah i like his stuff) and 2 when i have kids i can say i saw the greatest golfer who ever lived. i wont be saying “yeah i really thought that erin andrews was hot!” or “yeah that one model who is irrelevant now was hot!”
March 24th, 2009 at 7:17 PM
rape scene? WHAT?
that clip was disturbing sanders. i watched 4 seconds, saw the headline, and bailed. come on, man. i expect better from you.
March 24th, 2009 at 7:18 PM
that 4 seconds is the most i’ve ever seen of veronica mars.
March 24th, 2009 at 7:18 PM
That’s weird. I know who she is, but looking at her IMDB, I don’t know where I’d know her from because I never watched any of the things she’s been in.
March 24th, 2009 at 7:19 PM
I just read Simmons’ article about the NBA state revolution, good stuff. And not one movie reference.
March 24th, 2009 at 7:21 PM
*stat revolution
March 24th, 2009 at 7:25 PM
Depending on the guest, I really enjoy listening to his podcasts too. It’s not like talk radio, you can actually just sit back and listen to it. Good for commutes.
March 24th, 2009 at 7:26 PM
I haven’t voted for any of these, but isn’t putting Erin Andrews in any of these a guaranteed way for her to win? Seems dumb to me.
March 24th, 2009 at 7:27 PM
Speaking of creepy scenes, someone link Paula Marshalls hot tub scene in Nip/Tuck. Show was good at first but is now beyond unwatchable.
March 24th, 2009 at 7:28 PM
Great show, especially the first season. Seems like it be in your wheelhouse, seeing how you like teen shows and mysteries.
March 24th, 2009 at 7:30 PM
Come on, Veronica Mars is an awesome show. As much as you’re into teen shows I figured you’d be all about one of the genre’s best. If you weren’t referring to the Rhona Mitra rape scene in Hollow Man, I’m not sure what you were referencing.
March 24th, 2009 at 7:30 PM
so its a mysteenriy.
March 24th, 2009 at 7:31 PM
There’s also no actual rape in that scene, TBL.
March 24th, 2009 at 7:33 PM
teen angst does indeed rock.
ahhhhh – see, i didnt know mitra got raped/attacked. i usually switch the channel right after the final boob appearance. and i haven’t seen that entire movie in forever.
sw – still nothing on mcnabb. what’s the scuttlebutt? he can’t be happy with some of the defections.
March 24th, 2009 at 7:34 PM
Paul Marshall’s on that new CBS comedy Gary Unmarried, I believe. She also did an arc on Aaron Sorkin’s show Sports Night, where she played a prostitute. And she was one of the many who got fucked by Duchovny on Californication, but she used CGI breasts and vagina. Looks pretty good for 45, though.
March 24th, 2009 at 7:35 PM
oh, sanders, is ‘come on eileen’ another one of those late-night bar songs that sets the girls off in the midwest? HUGE here on the east coast.
i think we could have a music post tomorrow.
March 24th, 2009 at 7:36 PM
sweet caroline is huge here in central illinois.
March 24th, 2009 at 7:36 PM
My favorite part was how they did a flash forward 20 or something years, and everyone was alive, and then they tried to have things be suspenseful. Julia get shot in the head? I’m not worried. Christian has cancer? He’ll be fine.
March 24th, 2009 at 7:38 PM
oh and like a virgin is also a bar song here
March 24th, 2009 at 7:39 PM
Sweet Caroline is awesome no matter where you go.
Nip Tuck used to be probably my favorite show. Now it’s terribl.
March 24th, 2009 at 7:39 PM
I read an interesting thing today about how the Eagles have 12 picks and are like 35 mill under the cap. That has to equal trade for someone (bouldin, edwards) right? I really don’t think McNabb is that upset, and the Eagles would be incredibly stupid to get rid of him, the D is very young and good (3rd best last year) and the last 1 or so years of Westbrook’s prime are coming up. If you deal 5 away then the team wins like 7 games max for the next 3 years. Kolb sucks. I’d like Cutler (who wouldn’t) but that ain’t goin down.
March 24th, 2009 at 7:39 PM
and a new wave of pitchfork waving will begin tomorrow. in detroit.
http://www.usatoday.com/money/autos/2009-03-24-ford-ceo-pay_N.htm
March 24th, 2009 at 7:41 PM
dexy’s midnight runners is a clown karaoke staple.
March 24th, 2009 at 7:42 PM
holy shit…aig needs to send ford a thank you note to the ford ceo.
March 24th, 2009 at 7:42 PM
Never seen girls wail to that song in the Midwest, but that doesn’t mean they don’t. The Outfield’s I Don’t Wanna Lose Your Love always gets a great reaction, and in small-town Illinois the “Why do you drink (to get drunk)?, Why do you roll smoke (to get stoned)?” song is always a big hit.
March 24th, 2009 at 7:43 PM
i sing a mean “fuck her gently” on karaoke.
March 24th, 2009 at 7:44 PM
same in state college
March 24th, 2009 at 7:44 PM
When do the bus tours of suburban Detroit start?
March 24th, 2009 at 7:45 PM
right on.
March 24th, 2009 at 7:47 PM
mike – those bus tours are much cooler than the ones in CT. due to the Eastwood movie, anyone who goes on the tour is going to be handed an assault weapon.
March 24th, 2009 at 7:49 PM
One of my friends is going to see these dudes in Kansas City in a couple months. I’m shocked they’re still around, I haven’t heard anything about them since I was in high school.
March 24th, 2009 at 7:51 PM
anyone buying an NFL lockout?
no shot
http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/sports/stories.nsf/rams/story/6832AAB4387EB73B8625758300117071?OpenDocument
March 24th, 2009 at 7:53 PM
Your Love is one of the greatest after 130AM songs of all time. This is undebatable.
March 24th, 2009 at 7:54 PM
When Hollow Man comes on TV, I usually DVR it, and watch it on ultra fast forward till we get to the good Rhona Mitra parts.
I like her so much I saw all of Doomsday. That is dedication.
How come no story on Direct TV being able to re-sell the Sunday Ticket? They’re end up brokering it and getting rich off of people like me.
March 24th, 2009 at 7:57 PM
the nfl will go to a mlb style salary cap before they lockout or strike. there is too much money to be made for there to be a work stoppage of any kind.
March 24th, 2009 at 8:00 PM
There is no salary cap in baseball.
March 24th, 2009 at 8:00 PM
Family Tradition- Hank Williams Jr.
Great country song, play it everytime on the juke… no matter where I am
March 24th, 2009 at 8:01 PM
PresBO time
March 24th, 2009 at 8:03 PM
for every million the yankees are over the mlbs salary cap they pay a million in penalties.
March 24th, 2009 at 8:04 PM
no idol tonight … what will kornheiser do?
March 24th, 2009 at 8:05 PM
i could be wrong but i do believe that is how the mlb is structured.
March 24th, 2009 at 8:05 PM
no teleprompter tonight, at least next to the podium.
March 24th, 2009 at 8:06 PM
That’s a luxury tax, not a salary cap.
March 24th, 2009 at 8:06 PM
now that we’ve cleared that up … will the cuse beat OU?
spread down from 2 to 1.
i hope kris joseph is ready to bang inside, they made need him for 5 mins
March 24th, 2009 at 8:07 PM
my bad cosmo i got the terminology mixed up
March 24th, 2009 at 8:09 PM
I have a buddy that sings Red, Green and Gold by Culture Club while stoned/drunk. He’s 6′5″, 260, black and bald. A serious true badass when he isn’t imitating Boy George.
Yes, the dude has issues.
March 24th, 2009 at 8:12 PM
Maxine Waters v Geithner: comedy gold.
March 24th, 2009 at 8:13 PM
i got cuse beating oklahoma in my bracket.
March 24th, 2009 at 8:13 PM
got a really, really bad feeling about connecticut thurs, people.
thabeet is frail and can be pushed around; adrien acts tough, but often settles for jumpers. if aj price is off or shutdown, i got no idea where the offense comes from.
i dont fear memphis or missouri at all. purdue’s what im worried about.
March 24th, 2009 at 8:15 PM
Fine with me, I have Memphis making the Final Four
March 24th, 2009 at 8:16 PM
bulls and pistons on tnt right now
March 24th, 2009 at 8:17 PM
I hope Kris Joseph is ready to get splinters in his ass from sitting on the bench the whole game. There is ZERO chance he is coming into this game unless it goes 5 OTs.
I think Flynn is going to give Austin Johnson and Warren fits. Like I said against ASU, the Cuse needs a big game from Rautins. Devendorf will get his. Harris has to be beastly on the boards to try to help out on Griffin. If the Cuse can at least keep OU’s offensive board numbers respectable they’ll have a shot to steal it late.
March 24th, 2009 at 8:22 PM
bud – when AO and lefty pile up the fouls, Boeheim’s going to need him to steal some minutes.
i just bet on the cuse +1
March 24th, 2009 at 8:25 PM
Gonna be tough for Cuse to overcome all the easy baskets Griffin gets. Think Ive underrated Oklahoma b/c no other team gets guaranteed baskets that often. Maybe UConn, and even Hansbrough doesnt get as many lately.
Think UConn game will come down to UConn making outside shots. Make them and they win easy, if not will be one possession game.
March 24th, 2009 at 8:29 PM
Plax is beating LBJ, sweet.
March 24th, 2009 at 8:35 PM
.
imo thats a buster douglas vs tyson sized upset
March 24th, 2009 at 8:35 PM
Really? Because AO and Jackson had 3 fouls at the 15 minute mark against ASU and Joseph never got off the bench. I’ve watched every SU game this year and since conference play started Joseph has not come one time due to foul trouble with Jackson and Onuaku except when Jackson fouled out in OT 5 against UConn.
Boeheim will rotate Onganet, Jackson, Onuaku and Harris. If two of them get in foul trouble, he’ll play Rautins, Devo and Flynn with the other two. He’s done that for the last 20 games. The only way Joseph plays is if the 3 guards get into foul trouble, not the forwards.
Book it.
March 24th, 2009 at 8:53 PM
anyone want to read the first few graphs here and respond? anything missing?
http://www.cbssports.com/collegebasketball/story/11537430
March 24th, 2009 at 8:57 PM
im drawing a blank.
March 24th, 2009 at 8:58 PM
I’m not getting anything on my radar???
March 24th, 2009 at 8:58 PM
He didn’t mention that your tie sucked when you were on foxnews.
March 24th, 2009 at 9:01 PM
i dont know, maybe i’m drunk (no hoops, we’re out of the playoffs) but he just casually drops “most hated” in there like it’s common knowledge. if you’re reading it, aren’t you like, ‘huh?’ why’s he hated.
oh well.
decent night for obama. thought he had one early response that bordered on angry “I like to know what I’m talking about before I speak.” (re: AIG and a few days)
March 24th, 2009 at 9:02 PM
Ahhh… I see where you were headed. You wanted some CREDIT!!!
I didn’t know he already procreated, which shouldn’t be shocking…
March 24th, 2009 at 9:05 PM
He’s hated here too, TBL.
March 24th, 2009 at 9:05 PM
Here as well.
March 24th, 2009 at 9:06 PM
eastern promises on HBO! rarely is one excited to see a naked man fight. that scene where he kills those two goons in the sauna is gangsta.
March 24th, 2009 at 9:09 PM
how weird is it that nobody offers the origin of the ‘dislike’ except … ESPN? bizarre. name name and later by link.
that’s like, irony or something.
not for nothin’ but if Deve isn’t hated, what’s the story from that game? Harden choking? flynn the superstar?
March 24th, 2009 at 9:10 PM
you got the ball rolling on the devendorf hate tbl…good job. now watch it from afar like a good parent. dont get upset when someone mentions the hate for devendorf and doesnt link the site like a retarded baseball parent would do.
March 24th, 2009 at 9:12 PM
A picture of the sweet neck tattoo?
March 24th, 2009 at 9:12 PM
we know you made the list,you know you made the list,they know you made the list. thats really all you can ask for.
March 24th, 2009 at 9:13 PM
i think its because you sit in your mothers basement in your PJs all day TBL
March 24th, 2009 at 9:19 PM
Eastern Promises was great.
‘Cuse is the trendy pick down here in Big 12 country. OU stumbled towards the end of the season. I’m on OU, but others (Whitlock slammed Capel as a horrible, wretched coach) think OU is vastly overrated. Should be a fun game.
March 24th, 2009 at 9:23 PM
i went to drop off my wife’s car at the mechanic recently, and i wore sweats. that may be the first time since i was 14 that i went in public in sweats. i realized that im officially a slovenly blogger. and with summer coming up? ugh.
must. hit. gym. tomorrow.
March 24th, 2009 at 9:24 PM
Yeah I have noticed Whitlock is suprisingly a pretty big homer. You have to keep that in mind with any of his sports “opinions”.
March 24th, 2009 at 9:28 PM
Duder – Those aren’t “opinions”, they are “truths”. The fun thing going on around here is his last foxsports column where he bashed his bud, Billy Simmons for his horrible NFL picks, and then listed 10 games plus lines and bombed so fantastically that it achieved Comedy Gold. I’ve had that column emailed to me 4 times. I’ll go dig it up since it is slow tonight.
/I like Whitlock, no problem with calling him out when warranted.
March 24th, 2009 at 9:31 PM
http://msn.foxsports.com/cbk/story/9350268/Here-are-10-picks-you-can-book
Click on his achives and the Capel takedown is the previous column.
March 24th, 2009 at 9:31 PM
It begins: the Newspaper Revitalization Act.
March 24th, 2009 at 9:31 PM
oh yes! just remembered i have the office from thursday!
sweet. 3 episodes in a row.
March 24th, 2009 at 9:31 PM
thats how I feel about Simmons. He mentioned he was writing a basketball book, which is why he hasn’t had too many columns recently, anyone know the more specific topic of it?
March 24th, 2009 at 9:37 PM
fuck that. I always wear sweats in public.
/jersey’d
March 24th, 2009 at 9:37 PM
Sponge -
Has he done a column in the past 2 weeks? 4 or 5 podcasts I think.
Mike -
Saw that. I’m trying to not go over-reactionary… at least no one has co-sponsored it.
March 24th, 2009 at 9:39 PM
TBL McBias just told me that Seth Curry is transferring. I don’t know if its old news but Im just putting it out there.
March 24th, 2009 at 9:41 PM
1. Erin Andrews is not that hot.
2. How the hell did Lebron get so far in the tourney when he’s not a female?
3. Megan Fox looks like a man (or a cat of some sort) normally, but especially compared to Adriana frickin Lima aka Mrs.”The guy who wore his jersey backwards when checking into a game”.
March 24th, 2009 at 9:41 PM
Very nice KC, dont remember all the scores looks like 3-7.
Agreed about him, hes much better when he moves away from hardcore sports talk.
March 24th, 2009 at 9:41 PM
Tampa -
it just scrolled on ESPN during the Penn St./Fla game.
/yes, I’m watching the NIT. Baylor v Auburn was pretty good. Waiting for Thursday.
March 24th, 2009 at 9:44 PM
And how is nothing about The Office in this bracket??
March 24th, 2009 at 9:45 PM
Duder –
Yeah, I think he got three right. The fact that he was 50 points off the spreads on some was hilarious. Grain of salt I suppose with him.
Karma – Adriana >>>>>>>> Erin. Erin is still hot though. I bet if Adriana was prancing her pretty ass four nights a week on tv at games watched by the 18 – 35 demo, she’d be 90 – 10 over anyone.
March 24th, 2009 at 9:49 PM
No offense but Big East fans have hated Devo since he started playing for the Orange. Here’s a Slate article from 2005 calling Devo an Annoying white guy.
http://www.slate.com/id/2138168/
I know your post got a lot of pub but this has been going on for a while. Its just been escalated because he got suspended and now the Orange are good.
March 24th, 2009 at 9:54 PM
Same here, of course I have a rooting interest.
March 24th, 2009 at 9:56 PM
1. You’ve evidently never seen her in person before. EPIC FAIL.
2. Because he’s the King.
3. Couldn’t AGREE more. Less Fox is better. Very disappointed in 58% of the TBL readership.
March 24th, 2009 at 10:00 PM
anyone hating on Fox i encourage you to check out the scene from transformers where she is check under Ledouche’s car hood.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/655384/megan_fox_transformers_clip/
March 24th, 2009 at 10:00 PM
was that stringer bell on the office last week?
yes, aware of seth curry’s departure. they say he’s going to an ACC school … i suspect it is VT (for obvious reasons)
March 24th, 2009 at 10:05 PM
“It’s only meredith.”
“did she own you money?”
“did she spurn your advances?”
i want to be dwight shrute
March 24th, 2009 at 10:06 PM
^
FACT.
March 24th, 2009 at 10:06 PM
Hate to see it happen, because of some of the bad media corporations out there. Only bright side, no political endorsements.
March 24th, 2009 at 10:07 PM
Nice scene. She looks hot there. I don’t think she’s ugly, but she’s just a little better than Hollywood average in my opinion. The Marilyn tatoo taking over her entire forearm takes her down several notches.
March 24th, 2009 at 10:10 PM
The Marilyn tatoo taking over her entire forearm takes her down several notches.
Yes. Misguided tatoos by hot young broads is a plague in this country.
/old man’d
March 24th, 2009 at 10:12 PM
And proud of it.
I don’t like ink, period. Makes me picky, I suppose. But, beyond that, I rarely discriminate.
March 24th, 2009 at 10:13 PM
Sounds like Turlingtons Lower Back Tattoo Remover is going to have lots of sales
March 24th, 2009 at 10:13 PM
fox looks like she should only be in movies like friday the 13th or nightmare on elm street. and usually the first hot broad killed…usually nude in the shower
March 24th, 2009 at 10:15 PM
Jim Gaffigan on comedy central.
hoooooottttttt pockets
March 24th, 2009 at 10:21 PM
anyone here at all go to church?
March 24th, 2009 at 10:22 PM
The shower scene from Eastern Promises was just on… I forgot how bad ass that fight was… Brutal, just brutal.
March 24th, 2009 at 10:23 PM
TBL, aren’t 95% of us college grads and unmarried? So basically, no.
March 24th, 2009 at 10:26 PM
I remember going to church when I was young and always thinking of it as an errand that interfered with football.
March 24th, 2009 at 10:26 PM
I did nine years of Roman Catholic grade school. I’ve done my penance for life.
March 24th, 2009 at 10:27 PM
Yes, TBL, I do. BTW, did you hear about Seth Curry transferring away from Liberty? Probably the right choice, but would have been interesting to see how far he could get Liberty in NCAA tourney next year, if they made it.
March 24th, 2009 at 10:31 PM
interesting
March 24th, 2009 at 10:33 PM
^That’s what I get for not reading the whole thread! my bad
March 24th, 2009 at 10:33 PM
Got you beat. 8 years of Catholic grade school followed by 4 years of Jesuit high school. I am now an atheist.
March 24th, 2009 at 10:37 PM
Every (well not anymore cause of intramural bball) Wednesday night.
Cassino- never went to a private school (nor would I), but I’m a Christian. Ironic.
March 24th, 2009 at 10:39 PM
I consider myself lucky that I went to a secular private school, even if I was the only person not to goto FCA meetings (I shit you not…anytime ther was a FCA meeting scheduled, I brought a gameboy to school and sat in my homeroom playing tetris while the rest of the school was out at the flagpole or something like that).
March 24th, 2009 at 10:40 PM
10 am on sundays interferes with football?
March 24th, 2009 at 10:40 PM
Every Easter.
March 24th, 2009 at 10:41 PM
my grandpa was preacher with his very own church so i figured that because of him i was awarded free entry into heaven no matter what i do.
/im a fucking heathen
//havent been to church in years
March 24th, 2009 at 10:42 PM
Kid get his tongue stuck or something?
March 24th, 2009 at 10:43 PM
TBL – What brings the question?
March 24th, 2009 at 10:43 PM
how was it secular if they still had FCA meetings?
March 24th, 2009 at 10:44 PM
TBL, it does for PST, remember? 1 PM EST = 10 AM PST.
And now I feel even dumber about curry thing–of all things, my name is even listed above (smacks forehead). Sorry, stuck in office still and not very mentally alert.
March 24th, 2009 at 10:44 PM
Where is Mole to mock all you church-going folks?
/doesn’t go to church
March 24th, 2009 at 10:45 PM
I dunno Romo, you’d have to ask someone that was in FCA.
Oh and TBL, not that I would know anything about living on the coast that shall not be named, but doesn’t football there start at 10AM?
March 24th, 2009 at 10:45 PM
I find your ideas interesting and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
March 24th, 2009 at 10:47 PM
When I was 11 I never missed a second of pre-game shit. I grouped it all together, on a good sunday I would be up at 6am watching Edge NFL match-up then 4 hours of sportscenter then countdown til noon, then fox pregame show then football til 7, primetime, half the sunday night game then bed.
March 24th, 2009 at 10:47 PM
no you wouldnt. most of my ideas are dumb and get openly ridiculed. ask around.
March 24th, 2009 at 10:48 PM
Yep, NFL games start on the west coast at 10 a.m. It’s pretty sweet, as you can watch an entire day’s worth of games and the night game and then it’s still only 8:30. As for church, I went when I was younger because my parents wanted me to, but as an Agnostic I haven’t been in years.
March 24th, 2009 at 10:49 PM
Last I checked, you weren’t developing a pancake-waffle hybrid.
March 24th, 2009 at 10:49 PM
Or attempting to develop one at least
March 24th, 2009 at 10:50 PM
I love Panffles.
March 24th, 2009 at 10:50 PM
anyone here at all go to church?
I do. Methodist and proud of it. We get along with the gays and illegals. I do wish that the fringies go curl under a rock in the desert. Small minority give the rest of us a bad name.
March 24th, 2009 at 10:52 PM
im not gonna lie that went right over my head. what does that mean.
March 24th, 2009 at 10:53 PM
?*
March 24th, 2009 at 10:53 PM
Your ideas on pepsi…yes.
However, our chain of evidence custody drama pilot is almost Coke-like in its awesomitude.
March 24th, 2009 at 10:55 PM
Just some crazy idea I came up with in my head.
March 24th, 2009 at 10:55 PM
PSU v Fla is coming down to an interesting end. Big 10 > SEC.
March 24th, 2009 at 10:55 PM
tallguy im 100% sure that would be picked up at least on the pilot filmed level.
March 24th, 2009 at 10:56 PM
Bill Bowerman created Nike on a waffle iron.
March 24th, 2009 at 10:57 PM
you can get a couple mil to a write and make a pilot that could not even air.
March 24th, 2009 at 10:58 PM
i mean if a tax driver who solves crimes can get made anything can
March 24th, 2009 at 10:58 PM
Someone’s been watching Good Eats.
@mrejr- definitely
March 24th, 2009 at 10:58 PM
fact: never seen blackhawk down. i may end up watching this. dammit
March 24th, 2009 at 10:58 PM
I have been to church maybe 10 times in my life. That aspect of life is simply not for me. I find 90+% of what the believe to be totally hilarious.
March 24th, 2009 at 10:59 PM
I myself dig the Pannekoeke, a Dutch hybrid between a crepe and a pancake.
March 24th, 2009 at 11:00 PM
Totally badass. Most underrated war movie in the last 20 years. Hoot is a fucking beast in that movie and the soundtrack is pretty cool.
March 24th, 2009 at 11:00 PM
Penn State headed to MSG, giddy up.
March 24th, 2009 at 11:00 PM
TBL – Good movie. Messed up how those guys got in that situation. It kept Piven’s Hollywood life alive long enough for the male version of Sex in the City. Seriously, good movie.
March 24th, 2009 at 11:01 PM
we could call it Chain of Evidence starring Cuba Gooding Jr.(he needs a career revival)
March 24th, 2009 at 11:01 PM
good to know. we’re regulars too (not methodist, though).
even when i was single and in my early-mid 20s, i still tried to go (though it was much, much tougher since i was hammered every saturday). probably only went once a month back then.
March 24th, 2009 at 11:01 PM
St. Raymond’s elementary school pre-k thru 7th grade (BX what up)
Blessed Sacrament 7th-8th
Paramus Catholic High School
University of Notre Dame
I’m as Catholic as a plaid skirt TBL, why do you ask, you need me to drop a Tebow in here?
March 24th, 2009 at 11:01 PM
Maybe if your name is Chuck Lorre, but nobody unestablished gets two million to produce a pilot.
March 24th, 2009 at 11:02 PM
This may be a ridiculous question, but what is the money line when betting on games?
/I don’t bet often.
March 24th, 2009 at 11:04 PM
i dont need 2 million just give me $50k to pick it up and $100k if it gets made
March 24th, 2009 at 11:05 PM
This may be a ridiculous question, but what is the money line when betting on games?
/I don’t bet often.
Riskier odds on underdogs, safer odds on faves
/Hope I wasn’t sarcasm’d
March 24th, 2009 at 11:06 PM
Piven is outrageously talented, it’s just too bad he’s wasted on that crappy show and the attention that show has garnered him has turned him into an ass.
March 24th, 2009 at 11:06 PM
you can even be Greg Fitzsimmons
March 24th, 2009 at 11:07 PM
+120 means that you must bet 120 to get 100 back if your team wins.
-120 means that you bet 100 to get 120 back if your team wins.
March 24th, 2009 at 11:07 PM
As far as going to Church goes… takes as much willpower as waking up for work or going to the gym… only (and this is the good thing about being catholic)… you can be flexible from saturday night to sunday night and every service is the same. I’m 23 and I always find time for mass.
/Holier than thou’d
March 24th, 2009 at 11:10 PM
Take the Duke/Nova game on Thursday. Nova is underdog. Their moneyline is +120. So if you lay $100 and you hit, you win $120 (plus your original $100 back.)
Duke, as favorite, is -140, so you would need to lay $140 to win $100. Or if you laid $100 (like in the Nova example), instead of winning $120, you’d win only about $70.
March 24th, 2009 at 11:11 PM
except you know, those two exercises in futility at least pay some dividends.
/tooth fairy agnostic’ed
March 24th, 2009 at 11:11 PM
Is it always based on $100? By this mean if the money line is 330, do I only get 100 if I bet the line?
March 24th, 2009 at 11:11 PM
Wally, your explanation was much more precise, but you’ve got it reversed.
March 24th, 2009 at 11:12 PM
Speaking of war movies, there’s a Kathryn Bigelow flick coming out soon about the guys in Iraq who disassemble and dispose of IED’s called The Hurt Locker. Awesome movie. Not dripping with political overtones like In the Valley of Elah or Stop-Loss, just focuses on the personal and interpersonal stories of these guys who are pretty much ignored.
March 24th, 2009 at 11:13 PM
lol TG
March 24th, 2009 at 11:14 PM
One of my favorite movies.
March 24th, 2009 at 11:14 PM
when does it come out bsanders, I haven’t heard of it, or seen it on your blog (fantastic stuff by the way)
March 24th, 2009 at 11:14 PM
The opposite of that.
March 24th, 2009 at 11:15 PM
at my old gig, occasionally speakers would come in to talk to the mags (rolling stone and us). i made sure to attend piven and the guy was hysterical. it was all off-the-cuff stuff, and piven was terrific. probably the best one of those i attended.
March 24th, 2009 at 11:15 PM
If you’re betting the underdog at +330, it means that you would win 3.3x your original wager. $100 wins $330, $50 wins $165, etc.
If you’re betting the favorite at -330, it means that you would win .303 of your original wager.
March 24th, 2009 at 11:16 PM
i got to see the guys who disassemble ied’s in action they have some cool ass toys…they have 2 robots that i called johnny 5. one big one little
March 24th, 2009 at 11:17 PM
Thanks a lot Mike.
March 24th, 2009 at 11:21 PM
Shit. Drinking too many Nattys tonight. My fault! That is called a dumb mistake.
March 24th, 2009 at 11:24 PM
Jeremy Piven shares TBL’s feelings toward Detroit.
March 24th, 2009 at 11:24 PM
tommorow we will be talking to a bookie under wally’s screen name because he was drunk and accidently bet the wrong way and to pay off his debt he had to give them his computer.
March 24th, 2009 at 11:25 PM
takes as much willpower as waking up for work or going to the gym…
Yep. Bonus, I have a three year old. That complicates early morning church getting to. Fun seeing all the young kids getting up front for children’s service. Makes up for the early Sunday running around the house getting the boy in his Sunday best. No regrets.
March 24th, 2009 at 11:27 PM
mrejr -
Good thing I rarely bet. I follow it closely, but I don’t often put money where my mouth is. My marriage and my kid depend on me to bring home the money, not waste it all!
/Still thinks I’ll find the magic betting formula one day to get rich quick’d
March 24th, 2009 at 11:30 PM
i figured one of the characters crying to john anthony on the phone was based on you.
March 24th, 2009 at 11:30 PM
Oh, and speaking of Piven, one of the greatest movie soundtracks ever…. oh, I can’t remember… the one with the alt 90’s bands and the rappers. Judgement Night. Sadly, that soundtrack spawned Limp Biscuit and the rest.
March 24th, 2009 at 11:35 PM
Judgement Night is definitely not on any “See Chicago!” brochures. That movie makes the Windy City look completely terrifying.
March 24th, 2009 at 11:35 PM
pcu?
March 24th, 2009 at 11:36 PM
nevermind that was favreu
March 24th, 2009 at 11:38 PM
piven was in PCU
March 24th, 2009 at 11:39 PM
well i least i wasnt totally wrong.
March 25th, 2009 at 12:05 AM
Piven needs to ease up on Detroit because his best movie/role was set there. Grosse Pointe Plank.
March 25th, 2009 at 12:17 AM
Marshall played an adult film star on Sportsnight, not a hooker.