How is Clark Kellogg Doing So Far?
1-liner, College Basketball, Media Gossip/Musings March 25th. 2009, 10:45amClark Kellogg: Now that he’s been vaulted into the top college hoops analyst spot, Norman Chad helps readers decipher some of Kellogg’s jargon. “Kellogg: ‘Duke has done a masterful job of controlling pace and tempo.’ Chad: For some reason, ‘pace and tempo’ always go together, you know, like Tango & Cash. Kellogg: ‘He gets a little pseudo-penetration.’ Chad: It’s the illusion of penetration. Kellogg: ‘You’ve got to find him, then you feel him, then you take him for a ride.’ Chad: I’m not quite sure he was still talking basketball here. (Couch Slouch)
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March 25th, 2009 at 10:49 AM
TBL is to Norman Chad what George Costanza was to Kenny Banya.
/Hernia’d
March 25th, 2009 at 10:52 AM
For my money, the only funnier than a Tango and Cash joke is an ex-wife joke.
March 25th, 2009 at 10:55 AM
I hate Clark Kellogg. He is horrible.
March 25th, 2009 at 10:57 AM
Kellogg:Packer::George:Summer George
/further Hyena’d
March 25th, 2009 at 10:59 AM
OH MY!
/Lundquist’d
March 25th, 2009 at 11:06 AM
That’s racist.
March 25th, 2009 at 11:08 AM
Chad is hilarious, in print. Kellogg needs to pay attention to Nantz, less is more. Although nothing will ever top Nantz’s reference to Roy Williams as the new “Dean” at the University of North Carolina.
March 25th, 2009 at 11:47 AM
I hate Clark Kellogg. He is horrible.
That’s racist.
not if tampa says it, only if I say it
/Sharpton’d
March 25th, 2009 at 11:49 PM
My cat is better than Billy Packer; that’s how little I think of him. I like Kellogg, but I really wish Lundquist and Raftery were the A team.