Anna Kournikova Is Your Beer Pong Partner
Anna Kournikova March 26th. 2009, 2:00pm
Anna Kournikova looks like the ideal beer-pong host. Or perhaps she could get a job on Deal or No Deal. She’s certainly making the rounds this week, promoting something or the other: Good Morning America, ringing the New York Stock Exchange bell, and last night, Jimmy Fallon. (Many more beer-pong shots here.)
When you’re done pondering what the future may hold for Anna, weep at what Scarlett’s weight loss has done to her formerly ample bosom. Somewhere, Jeter’s smiling about his “date” with her many moons ago. When she looked like this.
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March 26th, 2009 at 2:04 PM
We all know “rigid diet” is Hollywood for “cocaine problem.”
Forget TBL and his summer food riots, Jimmy Fallon having his own show is the true sign of the coming apocalypse.
March 26th, 2009 at 2:05 PM
Also known as the “Lindsey Lohan effect”.
March 26th, 2009 at 2:10 PM
i would totally still fuck anna though…
March 26th, 2009 at 2:12 PM
Theres a problem here. It looks like theres pop in her pitcher.
March 26th, 2009 at 2:14 PM
/dream’d
March 26th, 2009 at 2:15 PM
That could easily be a dark beer, like Smithwicks or Saranac Black Forest.
March 26th, 2009 at 2:17 PM
Bear, would be funny if she only drank really good beer. Unfortunately, it is root beer.
March 26th, 2009 at 2:18 PM
Boobs are the first thing to go when you lose weight. God is evil.
March 26th, 2009 at 2:19 PM
I almost sent in a “hot tip” about this, guess i didn’t have too. BTW last night makes Fallon 0-2 against female tennis players in Beer Pong.
March 26th, 2009 at 2:20 PM
Who the hell calls it “pop”? What is this, 1950?
March 26th, 2009 at 2:21 PM
I almost sent in a “hot tip†about this, guess i didn’t have too. BTW last night makes Fallon 0-2 against female tennis players in Beer Pong.
also makes him 0 for 18 in nights of having a train wreck of a show
March 26th, 2009 at 2:22 PM
@Cracker
Its a midwest thing. I encountered it while I lived in England when meeting kids from Michigan. Used to rag on them about it.
March 26th, 2009 at 2:23 PM
weep at what Scarlett’s weight loss has done to her formerly ample bosom.
At least show a picture where someone can see the difference. I can see she lost a little weight and has dark hair, but the white dress doesn’t give a good look at her bosom (really? bosom, TBL?).
March 26th, 2009 at 2:24 PM
@cracker- no its the midwest
March 26th, 2009 at 2:24 PM
It could be an age thing but I think he is doing ok. He still needs time to really get in a groove.
March 26th, 2009 at 2:24 PM
i love boobs
March 26th, 2009 at 2:25 PM
Who the hell calls it “pop� What is this, 1950?
Also a Buffalo thing, although here in South Florida, you hear “soder” w/ all the New Yawkers here
March 26th, 2009 at 2:25 PM
most people here call it soda..there are a few towns around here that call it pop. when i first went to high school in a town that called it pop i was really confused.
March 26th, 2009 at 2:28 PM
damn, what has happened to fallon (I’ve yet to watch his show)?
when i first glanced at that photo i thought it was jimmy kimmel.
March 26th, 2009 at 2:29 PM
It could be an age thing but I think he is doing ok. He still needs time to really get in a groove.
@sponge: I know I’m old, but Jimmy Fallon would suck a hellacious cock at any age
March 26th, 2009 at 2:30 PM
The line divide is actually Rochester, NY. Anything west of Rochester is Pop, anything east is soda.
March 26th, 2009 at 2:34 PM
Rottenchester: home of the garbage plate
March 26th, 2009 at 2:36 PM
Rottenchester: home of the garbage plate
irish: when I lived there, we called it the “Crotch”
March 26th, 2009 at 2:39 PM
Touché.
March 26th, 2009 at 2:39 PM
@jpq- ever had a plate from Nick Tahous?
March 26th, 2009 at 2:40 PM
Fallon needs to let The Roots do more medleys. The one with Luda was the boobs, as the kids say.
March 26th, 2009 at 2:40 PM
pop vs. soda
March 26th, 2009 at 2:42 PM
hmmm forgot the link
http://popvssoda.com:2998/countystats/total-county.html
March 26th, 2009 at 2:45 PM
irish: yeah, years ago. Also used to go to Don & Bob’s & Bill Wahl’s as a kid
March 26th, 2009 at 2:46 PM
Scarlett’s boobs: it’s called a push-up versus not.
March 26th, 2009 at 2:46 PM
ScarJo boobs did for her career what JLo’s ass did for her career.
March 26th, 2009 at 2:49 PM
That Map is fascinating Bear.
March 26th, 2009 at 2:56 PM
anna > scar jo
scar jo = overrated.
March 26th, 2009 at 2:56 PM
Okay, so I got a quick opinion question for you guys regarding the “weight loss leads to boob loss” issue.
My girlfriend, who’s fairly short, is overweight, but she has magnificent boobs. She’s starting to work out these days, but should I be overly concerned about too much boob loss here?
March 26th, 2009 at 3:03 PM
Whatever happened to the Vitaleswife guy who kept asking about other people’s wife/GF and their lady gardens?
March 26th, 2009 at 3:09 PM
@heldover
I’ve seen it happen and not happen, it just depends on whether her large breasts are genetic or more of a result of her overweightness.
March 26th, 2009 at 3:11 PM
Imagine the payoff if it’s genetic? I’d say you take that bet. If they go with the weight, just start secretly feeding her high calorie foods.
March 26th, 2009 at 3:14 PM
@ruck- Vitalebush does that every 6 months. weird shit
March 26th, 2009 at 3:18 PM
At first I got kind of irritated, but as it kept going, I found it kind of funny.
March 26th, 2009 at 3:19 PM
@heldover – careful, if she gets too hot, she’ll dump your ass.
March 26th, 2009 at 3:27 PM
I’m a pop guy here. Spent a great deal of time in Louisiana where all carbonated beverages are “Coke”. Waitresses would ask what kind of Coke do you want?
Love Scarjo… Probably because she and my wife share many of the same attributes.
/Happy to note that my wife’s are due to genetics and not weight issues.
March 26th, 2009 at 3:36 PM
go get me a coke. what kind?
March 26th, 2009 at 4:07 PM
Agree with the genetics and weight loss issue. Also, I call it all coke too..
March 26th, 2009 at 4:11 PM
My girlfriend, who’s fairly short, is overweight, but she has magnificent boobs. She’s starting to work out these days, but should I be overly concerned about too much boob loss here?
@heldover” have her lose a ton of weight and then stick fake tits on her. All will be good with the world