This is Ashley Scott. She plays John Cena’s wife in that new movie that isn’t advertising on this site. I think that everyone should just stop kidnapping John Cena’s wife. Didn’t Carcetti see The Marine?

Somebody named Brandon Tierney will be the new ESPN lead-in to Colin Cowherd who we have a super love-hate relationship with here. (Watchdog)

Historic Indiana Gyms. I just saved you hours of Googling. (IndyStar)

Alyssa Milano is on a certain website that allows you to share thoughts in 140-characters or less. (#31##4)

There exist people who think BJ Mullens will be the top pick in the NBA draft. (NBA Mock Draft Database)

Teaching athletes to communicate. (9-to-Fried)

The cat is afraid of the snow! (College Humor)

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before – A bobcat walks into a bar and attacks the patrons. (MSNBC)

Villanova proves Duke is fraudier than a fraud from Fraudsville. (CBS Sports)

Text-narcing at NFL games. (STLToday)

Rookie goal keep Steve Mason is having a nice season. (Josh Q Public)

I don’t need to see these kinds of stories in my Inbox. Hanley Ramirez had to cut his hair and threw a fit. (NBC Miami)

Megan Fox in short shorts. (Celebrity Milkshake)

The Browns make Cleveland sad. Why can’t all the Cleveland teams be awesome!? It’s just not fair! (Waiting For Next Year)

Shaq found mysterious symbols on a basketball. (OSN)

Brazilian soccer stars party with transvestite porn star. (Total Pro Sports)

There’s a live video feed of the Oakland police officers memorial. (ABC 7)