First everyone had Florida’s Billy Donovan going to Kentucky. Before Billy Gillispie could run away from that irksome TV reporter, Donovan was penciled in as his replacement. Oops. Didn’t take. And yesterday, the internets and a TV station feverishly reported that Calipari had rejected the Memphis counter and taken the Kentucky job and was already starting to move recruits from one shady program to another when … oops. Didn’t happen yet. It still could … but we heard the same “lock city!” stuff about Donovan last week.

After Calipari met with his players Monday morning, the boosters supposedly made their push in the afternoon. (Or, Calipari had already made up his mind and was trying to handpick his successor!) All that Fed Ex money was probably trying to match or top UK’s reported 8-year, $40 million offer. Calipari decided to sleep on it. Understandable.

Let’s say Calipari doesn’t take the job. We’d love that more than anything.

Then who? One writer in Kentucky is still holding out hope that Tom Izzo’s going to leave East Lansing for Lexington. Does anyone else find it comical that Kentucky thinks it can snap its fingers and have any coach in the country? So history and Jodie Meeks and Patrick Patterson are enough to get anyone? Next up: Jamie Dixon of Pitt! The Panthers lose everyone and … oh, wait … he’s never won anything, forget that guy.

Anyone have Roy’s cell phone?

Is Calipari the right guy for UK? (Kentucky.com)