Megan Fox … in case you missed this scary story yesterday … Brazil. Inmates. Pigeons … will Geithner ever do anything right? …they call a mere 86 arrests of protesters at the G20 violent? Come on! … cool: a look at how some folks lived during the Depression … Shawn Johnson’s stalker was pulled over by police on his drive to LA … a soccer pimp slap after the jump …

Last week we posted the Rick Fox-Eliza Dushku photos; today, the two are supposedly “just friends.” (Inside Track)

NFL Network borrows the gossip game from the Howard Stern show. (Joe Bucs Fan)

Meaningless April basketball is thrilling: Warriors 143, Kings 141, OT. Martin had 50, Ellis 42. (SF Chronicle)

ESPN’s Jemele Hill offers her Jay Cutler thoughts via Facebook. (Sparty & Friends)

Little Klitschko to defend his two titles in Germany in June. (AP)

ER goes off the air tonight, and here are some of the show’s hottest doctors. We had no clue Juliet from Lost and Leslie Bibb were on ER. (Ingamenow)

Carlos Boozer is getting a divorce after 6.5 years and three kids. No photo of his wife, and we’ll pass on speculating on the wording of the court filing. (That NBA Lottery Pick)

Federer continues dominance of Roddick, though this one was close. (Miami Herald)

That clown Blago in Illinois had targeted … Bernie Kosar? (Rumors and Rants)

Hip surgery for Denver WR Brandon Marshall; he’s out three months. (CBS4)

Open letter to Bud Selig, asking the guy to retire. (This May Concern You)

The ultimate hockey mom: Jenny Potter. (USA Today)

Chan Ho Park, who hasn’t been an effective starter since 2001, nabs the No. 5 spot in the Phillies rotation. (MLB.com)

What kind of impact will the Final Four have on Detroit? (Sports Crackle Pop)

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