Bravo has this show “millionaire matchmaker,” which is garbage – women sign up for a service that hopes to match them up with millionaires in Los Angeles. We avoid reality TV at all costs, but while the wife was watching in another room, we heard “NBA player” and decided to check it out. The “millionaire” last night was former Michigan State standout and current LA Clipper Paul Davis. Except Davis is no millionaire – he’s only making $301k this year. He said in his intro that his “next contract” should be in the neighborhood of $35 million. Really, Paul? With this career and the current economy? Delusional.

At any rate, Davis is repeatedly referred to by the host as boring and bland, and when he says he’s looking for someone (a blond) with “substance and goals, really the whole package,”  the annoying, self-absorbed host says that Davis’s expectations are “out of whack.”

Anyway, Davis picks a bubbly blonde named Kimi. Earlier in the show, she revealed that she has 36 DD breasts, and that she’s the granddaughter of Jerry Lewis. She speaks at a mile a minute and dominates the “group meeting” or whatever it’s called, and he picks her to go bowling with him. Here’s video of their bowling date.

(How shallow is this show? Upon hearing of Paul’s idea to rent out Lucky Strike, the host said that she was disappointed because that’s not the kind of first date millionaires go on.)

Ten minutes after the date Davis texted jugs a smiley face; she gives off the impression that she’s ready to plan the wedding. Davis, of course, tells the host that he sees a “friendship” with her. Then, the show drops him for “mistreating” 36 DD. The end.

Here’s the girl Davis passed on – cuter, less chatty, less busty, less annoying.