“Dry and Boring” Paul Davis Takes to TV to Find a Gold Digger, Picks Grand-daughter of Jerry Lewis
NBA, Television April 3rd. 2009, 9:00am
Bravo has this show “millionaire matchmaker,” which is garbage – women sign up for a service that hopes to match them up with millionaires in Los Angeles. We avoid reality TV at all costs, but while the wife was watching in another room, we heard “NBA player” and decided to check it out. The “millionaire” last night was former Michigan State standout and current LA Clipper Paul Davis. Except Davis is no millionaire – he’s only making $301k this year. He said in his intro that his “next contract” should be in the neighborhood of $35 million. Really, Paul? With this career and the current economy? Delusional.
At any rate, Davis is repeatedly referred to by the host as boring and bland, and when he says he’s looking for someone (a blond) with “substance and goals, really the whole package,” the annoying, self-absorbed host says that Davis’s expectations are “out of whack.”
Anyway, Davis picks a bubbly blonde named Kimi. Earlier in the show, she revealed that she has 36 DD breasts, and that she’s the granddaughter of Jerry Lewis. She speaks at a mile a minute and dominates the “group meeting” or whatever it’s called, and he picks her to go bowling with him. Here’s video of their bowling date.
(How shallow is this show? Upon hearing of Paul’s idea to rent out Lucky Strike, the host said that she was disappointed because that’s not the kind of first date millionaires go on.)
Ten minutes after the date Davis texted jugs a smiley face; she gives off the impression that she’s ready to plan the wedding. Davis, of course, tells the host that he sees a “friendship” with her. Then, the show drops him for “mistreating” 36 DD. The end.
Here’s the girl Davis passed on – cuter, less chatty, less busty, less annoying.
22 Responses to ““Dry and Boring” Paul Davis Takes to TV to Find a Gold Digger, Picks Grand-daughter of Jerry Lewis”
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April 3rd, 2009 at 9:06 AM
Tough break Paul, try this.
April 3rd, 2009 at 9:08 AM
DUNK THE FUCKING BALL!!! he drove me nuts.
April 3rd, 2009 at 9:11 AM
Here’s a bet Davis should have made: “If I make this strike you have to STFU for the remainder of this date. Oh… and take your shirt off.”
April 3rd, 2009 at 9:11 AM
suton > davis
April 3rd, 2009 at 9:12 AM
He said in his intro that his “next contract†should be in the neighborhood of $35 million. Really, Paul? With this career and the current economy? Delusional
too funny. That girl he passed on is hot
April 3rd, 2009 at 9:13 AM
Guys like Paul Davis and Matt Bonner don’t get a fair shake because they’re white.
/NickP
April 3rd, 2009 at 9:13 AM
/fucking science
April 3rd, 2009 at 9:17 AM
i concur.
April 3rd, 2009 at 9:18 AM
The chick in the first shot looks like the fucking joker in a blond wig.
April 3rd, 2009 at 9:20 AM
throw in a motor boat and … SOLD!
April 3rd, 2009 at 9:22 AM
I like that match maker chick. She looks like she could be Punky Brewsters mom or something.
April 3rd, 2009 at 9:30 AM
My wife freakin loves that show. Earlier this season, they had an ex-NFL player on, Matthew Hatchette. He played 6 seasons among the Vikings, Jets, and Jaguars.
April 3rd, 2009 at 9:38 AM
fantasy baseball sucks: some assclown just traded scott kazmir for JOEY DEVINE. really??
devine is on the DL and hurt and lost the closing job.
kazmir is good.
i protested it.
April 3rd, 2009 at 9:40 AM
Yeah TBL, you need to nix that crap.
Is Hef in your league? He’s a sucker for lopsided trades like that.
April 3rd, 2009 at 9:56 AM
My wife DVRs that shit. Mostly it’s creepy, 45-50 year old guys that pick 25 year old, big-titted gold diggers.
April 3rd, 2009 at 10:56 AM
Did Grandpa come RUNNING IN with the fake buckteeth and coke-bottle glasses and start screaming “HEY LADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 3rd, 2009 at 10:56 AM
DUNK THE FUCKING BALL!!! he drove me nuts.
Same here man. I could’ve killed him while I was at school there.
April 3rd, 2009 at 11:27 AM
What the hell is Stevie Nicks doing with Paul Davis?
April 3rd, 2009 at 12:07 PM
They always run of bunch of shit on Bravo like that show. Like that whole “Sex In The City” trend, it’s like “let’s deliberate like a bunch of constipated chickens about the utterly menial in our self-absorbed lives, but in the end we’ll come in frustrating wacky fashion to the obvious conclusions and still annoy everyone. The target is the chick demographic including especially those ninnies.
April 3rd, 2009 at 12:09 PM
isnt paul davis american? he sounds like a euro…
April 3rd, 2009 at 12:12 PM
isnt paul davis american? he sounds like a Special Olympian
/Obama’d
April 3rd, 2009 at 12:57 PM
If I had a penny for every time I screamed at the TV because Davis was playing soft, I’d be rich. Flashes of domination with long, long stretches of ‘Well, I guess I have to play if I’m here on a scholarship’. You hear all the stories of Izzo going crazy over Suton’s lack of effort, he should have been going apeshit over Davis’ play on the court.