First There Was a Fake Roethlisberger, then a Fake Joba, and Now There’s a Fake Curtis Granderson
Baseball, Courts, Legal, Frauds April 6th. 2009, 2:07pm
According to a source, there’s a fake Curtis Granderson trolling for women on match.com. He’s a slippery one – according to this source, one woman has called him out on being a fake and he quickly disabled his match.com account and took a brief break before starting a new one. This comes on the heels of the fake Ben Roethlisberger, the faux Joba Chamberlain (that clown really embraced being a fraud) and the phony Andy Phillips.
As you can see from this screen grab, the pretend Granderson is so brazen that he’s using a photo of the Detroit outfielder in a Tigers practice uniform. A source also tells us that two women have notified MLB security about the Granderson impersonator and steps are being taken to catch the predator.
32 Responses to “First There Was a Fake Roethlisberger, then a Fake Joba, and Now There’s a Fake Curtis Granderson”
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April 6th, 2009 at 2:12 PM
you wont believe how many fake kurt cobains there is on myspace.
April 6th, 2009 at 2:20 PM
A 42 year old from Noblesville? How idiotic are the women on Match.com?
April 6th, 2009 at 2:21 PM
RUMOR ALERT!
jay cutler supposedly called plaxico burress about coming to chicago.
/heard it on 670 the score from zach zaidman
April 6th, 2009 at 2:24 PM
/High Five!
April 6th, 2009 at 2:25 PM
/high five!
April 6th, 2009 at 2:26 PM
Emo and Plaxico on the Midway!
Plax might make it to Chi-Town before Cutler’s contract expires in three years
April 6th, 2009 at 2:27 PM
There is a 0% chance Plax plays next year…
/punches down your high five
April 6th, 2009 at 2:31 PM
/fixed
//is it hard to piss on parade while squatting?
April 6th, 2009 at 2:35 PM
jpq I can understand your bitterness being a bills fan and all. But don’t hate.
April 6th, 2009 at 2:36 PM
Ah to hell with Cutler and match.com BS …now to some real business …Porn Code for those who missed it still …due to the nature of our classified operations here, our TBL Godfather has to censor sometimes that porn link I post. It’s all that dirty business behind the scenes as we extract favours from others in our mission. But we never give anything away for good mind you. Don’t worry about it it’s all good. Anyway, do a search under Padma Billy Gillespie here, then scroll down to my comments and you will catch the magic link nearer the bottom.
NSFW and probably NSFH(ome), so give yourself a few hours and use extreme discretion. Plus you’ll get to see Vegas 10 smoking hot Padma (so long as she does not talk but only screams perhaps) nude via the first link posted too. If all that does not make your day, nothing will.
April 6th, 2009 at 2:39 PM
tampa here is what i see happening with the bears..cutler will make this aplce that recievers want to come to. then lovie smith wont understand what to do with a offense that averages more than 17 pts a game. he gets fired. in comes………………….jon gruden to ruin cutler and win a superbowl that lovie should have won the year before.
April 6th, 2009 at 2:40 PM
jpq I can understand your bitterness being a bills fan and all. But don’t hate.
tampa: no bitterness and no hating here. I like the Bears, and LOVE Chicago. Just speakin’ the facts. Plax ain’t playing this year. He’s either going in the hole for a while, or Goodell’s gonna suspend him.
April 6th, 2009 at 2:42 PM
I dont think its hating to point out the obvious.
/low five?
April 6th, 2009 at 2:42 PM
/low five..
April 6th, 2009 at 2:48 PM
PS Is Cutler going to call Stallworth too??
April 6th, 2009 at 2:49 PM
At least those other phonies tried, this bum made it blatantly obvious to those with half a brain that he wasn’t Granderson.
April 6th, 2009 at 2:49 PM
no but he is going to call hines ward and antwan randle el to see if they want to catch passes from a real qb.
April 6th, 2009 at 2:49 PM
PS Is Cutler going to call Stallworth too??
I heard Rae Carruth is expecting a call
)
April 6th, 2009 at 2:50 PM
Matt Jones is on line two.
April 6th, 2009 at 2:51 PM
No shocker that so many bitches on match.com are looking for that young-looking yet older shooga daddy …be careful out there my friends stay teersty and stay teetty.
April 6th, 2009 at 2:51 PM
Reggie Williams on line 3
April 6th, 2009 at 2:52 PM
Paging Chris Henry
April 6th, 2009 at 2:54 PM
LOl. You guys are funny for real. Hey I wouldn’t mind Matt Jones.
April 6th, 2009 at 2:58 PM
LOl. You guys are funny for real. Hey I wouldn’t mind Matt Jones.
tampa: He’d never go there
Wal-Mart Arkansas blow>>Chicago
/closer to Miami’d
April 6th, 2009 at 3:01 PM
Fuck you guys.
April 6th, 2009 at 3:05 PM
Fuck you guys.
HATER!!!!
April 6th, 2009 at 3:07 PM
theres haters in the house if you see them point ‘em out.
jpq trent edwards doesnt even know who he is half the time he is on the football field due to having more concussions than touchdown passes.
/nothing to do with this argument
//face!
April 6th, 2009 at 3:17 PM
At least we can agree perhaps on the nature of such symptoms of football withdrawal as exemplified regularly on this blog …hey how about those Spartans boo yah! (Snooze …)
April 6th, 2009 at 3:20 PM
theres haters in the house if you see them point ‘em out.
jpq trent edwards doesnt even know who he is half the time he is on the football field due to having more concussions than touchdown passes.
/nothing to do with this argument
//face!
you need this for hater therapy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H16pxfa0hRM
April 6th, 2009 at 3:28 PM
LOL JPQ …
yes definitely go there first, try not to crap in your pants as you puke, and then heal yourself for good if you have not already using search code words “Padma Billy” and clicking on all links in my comments.
Many of the faithful here have been obliged and converted and life goes on for the better here in Holy Week. 
April 6th, 2009 at 3:36 PM
Paolo: You are the King of odd comments and the use of smiley faces
April 6th, 2009 at 3:46 PM
I guarantee this guy got laid doing this. More power to him for taking advantage of stupid people, con artists just help thin out the herd.