Boston’s Clay Buchholz Trades in Penthouse Pet for Deal or No Deal Model
Athletes and Celebrities, Baseball April 16th. 2009, 9:00am
How’s this for life accomplishments prior to the age of 25:
* Pulling an AJ Price and getting arrested for stealing computers from a middle school.
* In his second pro start, throwing a no-hitter for Boston.
* Dates a Penthouse Pet in 2008.
* Demoted to the minors just prior to this season.
* Engaged to Deal or No Deal Model Lindsay Clubine.
Sure Clubine isn’t quite 2008 Penthouse Pet of the year Erica Ellyson (that’s SFW; this is totally not) but she’s got to be a much easier sell to friends and family. The happy couple – which will be married in Los Angeles in November – on the left, and the Penthouse Pet he gave up on the right.
23 Responses to “Boston’s Clay Buchholz Trades in Penthouse Pet for Deal or No Deal Model”
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April 16th, 2009 at 9:06 AM
Whoa. Playboy chick is way hotter! Clay has chins.
April 16th, 2009 at 9:10 AM
Shirts with those designs on the shoulders are SO awesome. Clay shops at Hot Topic.
April 16th, 2009 at 9:10 AM
As Frank Drebin would say, those are the kind of legs you wanna suck on for a day.
April 16th, 2009 at 9:11 AM
Pac Sun > Hot Topic
April 16th, 2009 at 9:11 AM
Necklaces of course from Pacific Sunwear.
April 16th, 2009 at 9:14 AM
Engaged is his biggest mistake in that timeline. Soak up the fun you moron.
April 16th, 2009 at 9:15 AM
So….Billabong > free lip piercing with a purchase over $20?
April 16th, 2009 at 9:15 AM
Totally right choice. You date the pet and marry the model. You can’t take a chick like that home to mom.
April 16th, 2009 at 9:16 AM
He looks like Nuke Laloosh, but she is nooooo Annie Savoy
April 16th, 2009 at 9:17 AM
Chess King > Hot Topic
April 16th, 2009 at 9:17 AM
If Jeff Garcia can do it, any famous unattractive dude can.
April 16th, 2009 at 9:19 AM
Jeff Garcia’s mom thinks he’s ghey. that’s the only reason he can pull that off.
April 16th, 2009 at 9:23 AM
SG, let’s put this in prospective here. I will put 2 scenarios out there and you tell me which one sounds better.
1. Hey mom this is my girl. She sits on vibrating machines and lets people take pictures of it.
2. Hey mom this is my girl. She just stands there smiling all day and opens a briefcase.
April 16th, 2009 at 9:24 AM
Chess King > Hot Topic
My neon black/blue shirt and parachute pants from 1983 would say otherwise.
/true story
April 16th, 2009 at 9:31 AM
After taking a look at ‘Ol Clay, I’d say he’s lucky to be getting half of anything as hot as either these two chicks. Baseball has been very, very good to Clay.
April 16th, 2009 at 9:40 AM
every girl named lindsay that i have ever met that spells her name with a say rather than sey has been certifiably crazy.
/fact.
April 16th, 2009 at 9:54 AM
Merry Go Round > Chess King
April 16th, 2009 at 9:56 AM
County Seat > Merry Go Round
April 16th, 2009 at 10:27 AM
PKI – apparently you’re very familiar with her work. I thought she was a playboy chick, not penthouse. But either way, I don’t care what I have to tell my parents about my significant other’s job as long as the person I’m with is good in bed.
April 16th, 2009 at 10:39 AM
Apples and oranges, Clown.
April 16th, 2009 at 11:27 AM
Last year when the Red Sox played the Royals I saw them together and Ellsbury at a bar and was introduced (Shes from KC). She is hot, I figured she was just chasing. Then was watching Cotto and Margarito fight on TV and saw them together a couple months ago, guess she caught him. She has her own show on one of those InHD channels where her and other hot chicks go around the World and do shit in Bikini’s…called Get Out! I think. It comes on at like 2pm so no working human being ever sees it.
April 16th, 2009 at 11:29 AM
Paging Lexington Steele.
Scenes I’d pay to see:
sportsgal: “Mom and Dad, please meet Lexington. Lexington, meet Mom and Dad. Oh, and Lex, please put away that 12″ love hammer. Mom doesn’t need to see that”.
April 16th, 2009 at 12:54 PM
TBL Godfather great work at posting at last after the “probation” perhaps some more revealing links.